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Dipping a rare toe into the formations funpool for a moment - I thought Pardew wanted to go about this season with 2 strikers ? In this game he apparently played 4-2-3-1 with Cisse on his lonesome . Why is he not using pre-season to set the team up with 2 upfront* so they can tweek things and get used to this supposed formation ?! *Obviously Remy wasn't involved, but even playing a 'stand in' during friendlies to partner Cisse would be beneficial in terms of gearing the team up for a twin strikeforce ?

You can reach me by a caravan Across the desert like an Arab man Kinnear's modes of transport this summer ? Given how long it's fuckin taken'm .

In the hope that this was set to be a German winner schnitzel I began making a mental note of the ingredients . It wasn't until I read it back that I realised it could double as a scene from www.CT's-toilet-bowl-webcam.de that I too, uncontrollably emptied my bowels into my underpantzuns .

What's German for "how's your kipper, sausage ?"

Muck . Not sold .

Surprised the walking cock and balls Clarkson hasn't come out with some "who do they think they are - driving around in leather shorts in their cars made of sausages watching fisting films" type stuff on the matter .

Apart from sounding like members of the German version of Why Don't You, what be they ?

Dead insects ? It'll never take off

You're passing time in Germany aren't you Parky ? BBC are doing some German-themed progs this week. There was one on the car industry the other day which was pretty interesting and tonight Rick Stein did a foody angle gig. From the fucking muck that was served up I can't say I envy that side of things .

The queuing etiquette goes out of the window on the Metro . The system is infested with ignorant platform wankers who boul up a minute before the train is due , stand like a dominant A frame in their same door wanker spot at the edge of the platform to claim their right to be the door opening wanker followed by the blind panic of rushing to a seat . Slaves to routine . Embarrassing to behold . File under 'shit things about the English'

Needs the nod from Deadman for that .

Hanging ten ?

Saw them having a few scoops in The Beehive just before .

Didn't know about Samsung like . Shocking when you remember they were established Internationals .

Speaking of Solako - read recently he was brassed http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/john-salako-bankrupt-former-premier-1830091

It's his bit assistant PL - and the only reason any bloke that no longer shaves the tops off their spots would watch Dr Who . Apart from Andrew .

Dr Whoaar

ex-terrminate . . exTERMINATE

Aye, that was a pretty bizarre half hour of television .

The fucking tramp wants to hurry up and get busy with his sonic screwdriver like .

The Führer shopping in The Bridges . Looks canny .

Young Malcolm Crosby . Saw this in a charity shop window off Gosforth High Street yesterday .

" . . Guacamole - talk to me . . . "

with CT's project pictures I always read there's an invisible full stop . It reads "..fuck it - that'll do" I can relate to this .