StoneColdStephenIreland

This is tooooooo cringey to watch

Theyre all a bunch of ballbags this series

Either that or the lass going on about footprints on the moon gets footprints on her arse. Can't stand her already! It send shivers down me spine when she said that, nearly yarked me laptop all ower

2nd episode's on the night Hope the lad in the winklepickers gets the boot like

That's Leazes standard response to anyone calling Shepherd nasty names yi kna

Why's Suarez in there? He's hardly set the world alight since join Liverpool

That had to be some sort of dodgy deal, doing a 'favour' for a mate or some such. Old red nose has obviously dropped a few clangers in his time but most of them at least came well recommended - this lad wasn't even pulling up trees in Portugal's third division! Makes no sense. Yeah wierd one. Thought he was Brazilian mind. A few weeks before they signed him he signed for a Portuguese premier league team for a couple hundred grand, then a Man Utd scout recomended to Fergie to sign him up before others took notice, so they signed him for £7 Million Silly Fergie

Gudjohnsen at Stoke, he done nowt there, then went to Fulham in January and done nowt there either Ive seen him in the Sky punditry box more than i have on the pitch Plus he is a porker asweel mind

I divn't usually get on Twitter much, i just can't get me head round it, but when i do Graeme Swann's banter's alright, plus he's a toon supporter, so it makes it all the better

This was always the case tbh They were never gonna help the fans, they never have in their stint at the club and it will never happen

FFS not another thread thats gonna get spoiled

I think you're probably talking bullshit You blatantly only made this thread to make that twatful joke didnt you?

It was emotional times for everyone involved

Big Pav He came back here for a few month, i can remember him making a howler against Bolton when him and Ramage got into quite a pickle

Are you a scouser? You only seem to post about Liverpool anyway. I thought you were a scouser asweel Classing you're own team as 'They' sounds totally wrong

For some reason I thought Ba was only on loan Woodgate's finished now, I reckon. Which is a shame because if he didnt have so many injury problems, I'd have him back in a second. So much wasted talent. You're not the only one i thought he was on loan up until the other day when i seen they signed him for £7 Million, shocking management from the West Ham board to fork out that amount when they looked odds on to go down It's a shame like, he was phenomenal for us when he was fit, he'd have been an England regular if he never had the injuries

Stephen Ireland The injury looks to have forced him to binge bless'um

Aye the way Wengers been going on i think hes gonna make some changes to his team so i can see Samba going there, he's the kind of leader they need at the back I wish Woodgate wasn't as much of a crock as he is, i'd take him back here in an instant if he can stay fully fit, he was a quality natural defender on his day

Wrestling Ladder and table matches used to be mental

Along with Fletcher i would get that Demba Ba as other people have mentioned, West Ham got him for £7 Million so i reckon we could get him from them for around that price with them basically going down they'd be ready to sell IMO Plus id rather pay £7 Million for him than anthing around that amount for Carlton Cole

Thinking without any outgoings we really need more than 4 players in Samba would be an awesome signing for us to partner Coloccini, absolutely no nonsense about the man and does his job with minimal fuss Naughton on loan from Tottenham wouldnt be to bad, at least we'd have a challenger for Simpsons spot, as the back-up weve got is poor for our defence Reo-Coker for free would be a good signing as we need someone who naturally plays DM for when Tiote's in Africa and has suspensions etc Kranjcar from Spurs would be ideal for us too can play anywhere across the midfield and would add quality we definitely need Steven Fletcher, everytime he starts he seems to score and this is in a poor Wolves side and seems to work for the ball upfront and not laze around and another good striker who has a record of scoring goals I know this isnt going to happen, but i can dream

Basically a mix of Monkeys Fist and Smooth operators suggestions but building a base somewhere and filling it with pictures of boobs and spying on people, top notch entertainment all round

I'd have Krancjar like since he's bound to be away. I'd love him here, still only mid-twenties and can play anywhere in the midfield, and will improve the team instead of plugging gaps

Redknapp saying he needs to ship out players before he signs anyone, we should definitely sneak in a a bid or two for some of their players