StoneColdStephenIreland

should really have added "from what he used to be" at the end of me last post, but it's usually something that happens when you gan into depression and that, any idea what the main reason was for the depression?

Getting rid of these players is going to have a negative effect on the other good players we have and any future players we bring in, especially when we're getting rid of players who have gotten us to this position we're in the first place and are being fucked off for shyte reasons, when we should be building teams around and with these players, not without them.

They should sort the bastardin' servers out before they start bashing on with anything else

He's a porky little bugger nuw asweel

I've been on Twitter for 2 minutes and see already that Stevie is on a worldwide crusade to set everyone's wrong'un alarms off

Best programme on tele IMO Season 1 and 4 were jizzworthy Hopefully season 6 will be unreal

I think he only scored 1 in 20 games last season, I'd rather stay well away

He can sign, just not come to us until the transfer window opens, then he's officially a Newcastle player

I think he's generally best in midfield 3 but he's been able to play in a 2 because of Tiote's workrate. When he was at his best at Bolton he played in a 3 and this season and last season he's done better as one of a two in a 4-4-2. He's not a classic playmaker / no. 10 by any stretch of the imagination. I agree his engine isn't great which is why he needs legs around him. He's never looked comfortable to me when he plays that little bit further forward. I accept it's a subtle difference between a no. 10 and the head of a diamond in a 4-4-2/being the furthest forward in midfield 3 but it's a significant one. I think you're right in that he may see his opportunities limited next season. That's if Barton stays and Cabaye is a success. I think Nolan's a canny player and a good captain like but I think he's had a bit of a purple patch this year and he'll struggle to maintain that form anyway. Totally agree, i don't think the role behind the striker suits him, especially at Premiership level, he never had the amount of influence on a game behind Carroll at the start of the season than he did in midfield alongside Tiote, due to the oppositions CB easily picking him up as he was one of the most forward men on the field, but with him playing CM he's alot harder to keep control of and can make better runs without being picked up, that's why he got the goals he did,a nd having Tiote doing the dirty work next to him to cover him when he did go forward also aided his game. If anyone is going to be sacrificed for Cabaye it is going to be Barton, whether it's him being sold or i wouldnt be surprised if Pardew was forced to not play him, but i don't see a player who will definitely be leaving us being sacrificed for a exceptional captain who looks like he's going to stay tbh So play Cabaye out on the right? I just dont see Nolan starting much next season. I imagine we'll be playing more of a 4-3-3 and having him alongside Nolan and Tiote in the middle

When will we wear it though? its just got a little less white on than our home shirt

I think his most likely destination is PSG Theres quotes on Sky Sports which suggest it will be either Valencia or PSG but the Valencia deal is unlikely as they cant match the valuation And he said he'd quite like a move to Paris aswell

I think he's generally best in midfield 3 but he's been able to play in a 2 because of Tiote's workrate. When he was at his best at Bolton he played in a 3 and this season and last season he's done better as one of a two in a 4-4-2. He's not a classic playmaker / no. 10 by any stretch of the imagination. I agree his engine isn't great which is why he needs legs around him. He's never looked comfortable to me when he plays that little bit further forward. I accept it's a subtle difference between a no. 10 and the head of a diamond in a 4-4-2/being the furthest forward in midfield 3 but it's a significant one. I think you're right in that he may see his opportunities limited next season. That's if Barton stays and Cabaye is a success. I think Nolan's a canny player and a good captain like but I think he's had a bit of a purple patch this year and he'll struggle to maintain that form anyway. Totally agree, i don't think the role behind the striker suits him, especially at Premiership level, he never had the amount of influence on a game behind Carroll at the start of the season than he did in midfield alongside Tiote, due to the oppositions CB easily picking him up as he was one of the most forward men on the field, but with him playing CM he's alot harder to keep control of and can make better runs without being picked up, that's why he got the goals he did,a nd having Tiote doing the dirty work next to him to cover him when he did go forward also aided his game. If anyone is going to be sacrificed for Cabaye it is going to be Barton, whether it's him being sold or i wouldnt be surprised if Pardew was forced to not play him, but i don't see a player who will definitely be leaving us being sacrificed for a exceptional captain who looks like he's going to stay tbh

I'm hoping he'll get paralysed in a freak beastiality incident We all kna he does more than train the horses

Are you the lad that sits on the stool near the ticket machine? If so I think I seen you when I went to sort out my council tax. You looked sick as fuck. Yup, that's me, looking cheery as heck as I have to sit 9-til-5 on crap wages, deein' nowt and having people get frustrated at me at things which aren't in my control But i've only gone and got a desk now, check iz owt now lad

I think having Barton playing ahead of him who isn't a natural RM hasn't helped him in some cases, he seems to get left alone down the right and doesn't look comfortable when he's 1-on-1 with a defender

@sajchowdhury His logic seems to be that we haven't dotted the Is and crossed the Ts yet though, which we know isn't going to happen until he comes back from international duty. N'Zogbia's just tweeted: "He's (Cabaye) with me, he's looking forward to play for NUFC, I told him that he will be really surprised of the great atmosphere." There'll be nee atmosphere next season with there being nee Level 7

We won't even offer Barton a new deal for 3 year on reduced wages So we wont go anywhere near Berbatov who is 2 year older than him Shocking story tbh

I think it depends on what formation Pardew is playing come next season, because i believe Barton will leave by the summer from being forced out and i think if that happens a 4-3-3 formation will probably come about Im hoping the way things are looking arn't true, but i really think the base of our team will be gradually broken down

We should be building around those players and not fobbing them off, we've got the makings of a real good team and we need players to add to the dressing room and not replace players in the dressing room, otherwise we're just gonna stagnate IMO

Nolans influence is massive both on the field and off the field People don't know what theyre talking about if they think he should be hoyyed onto the subs bench and replaced So would you leave Cabaye out and Nolan in? Krul Simpson -- Taylor -- Collocini -- Enrique Barton -- Tiote -- Cabaye -- Jonas BenArfa Shola Aye! If you think Nolan needs dropped for an unproven Premier League player? You're fuckin' mental tbh

The Ben Arfa deal was done before Carroll was sold, so i wouldn't count that (Ashley will though)

Nolans influence is massive both on the field and off the field People don't know what theyre talking about if they think he should be hoyyed onto the subs bench and replaced

Fucking hell! Youre a know nowt who doesn't know a fucking thing about anything football related and takes everything positive in the papers as the fucking truth, think logically FFS! Any positives about signing Cabaye are totally dashed by the Barton news, and to even think that Cabaye can autimatically take the place of Kevin Nolan get the goals he does, captains the team like he does, brings to the team what he does is utterly baffling. We should be keeping hold of Barton, offering him the contract he deserves and then bringing in these players IN WHICH WEVE ONLY BEEN LINKED WITH, we've got a threadbare squad and are getting rid of two of our top players, we should be keeping them and getting players in to improve our sqauad and not one player in and one out. Basically, all in all, you should just fuck clean off tbh.

Work as an apprentice doing customer services, dealing with the lovely people of Ashingtons queries about anything including Benefits and Council Tax. Words can't describe the hate I have for my job.