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Tell a lie, they've improved - every quarter-hour now. Services on that Sunday: 16:40 16:55 17:10 (anything later and you're pushing it)

If it's only a domestic flight, you'll have until 18:15 or so to check in, presumably? Trains leave Liverpool Street for Stansted every half-hour on the half-hour, to the best of my knowledge, and take about 45 minutes - so you'd probably need the 17:00 to be absolutely sure. Charlton to Liverpool Street... TfL Journey Planner reckons it's doable in under an hour with various rail/bus or bus/tube combinations, but you'd have post-match traffic to deal with plus the general confusion of London. Unless you left a few minutes early I suppose. I think Liverpool Street has left luggage, but I bet it's pricey.

? ? It's all so confusing...

It's turned into a combination of the fat kids/so you think you can nurse/cooking threads. You've just persuaded me to have a cup of PG Tips with my lasagne... Oo lasagne. Was going to do that tonight but ended up with a plateful of pasta instead (chicken/onions/peppers/red pesto/fresh parmesan/ground pepper = yum). Ate far too much though, which sort of brings us back on topic (albeit with added vitamins).

Matthew Ryan - Dam

you just realised your drinking bud?

Speaking of tea (though I assume you meant the foody variety), I have just made myself a nice big cuppa. Doesn't quite fit the mood - my slightly unhinged best mate is forcing me to listen to the latest stylings of his goth-electro-metal band - but it's hitting the spot nonetheless. Hang on, when did this become the General Random Conversation thread?

t.A.T.u. - Ne ver, ne bojsia

Nearly bloody was there though

I was going to delete mine, but not now you've massaged my ego like that.

5 minutes 23 seconds gone. Reading 0 - 3 Man U. :lol:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070226/ap_on_...n_child_obesity

With liberal applications of the modern-day classic, I trust:

Don't. Just... don't.

utb by as is far more of a cliché in this kind of thread

News Bunny!

- Do you relentlessly obey signs ordering you to keep off the grass, put your bins in the right place etc. and have no problem with castigating others for not doing so, but fail to understand the concept of forming an orderly queue? - Do you live in mortal fear of crossing a street on the red man even if there are no cars for miles around and there's tumbleweed rolling past? - Do you tolerate endless bureaucracy and form-filling even though you know most of it only exists because the government have employed far too many people in cushy job-for-life civil servant positions? - Do you put "Dr." in front of your name at all times even if you're not a medical doctor? Do you fail to see how ridiculous it is to put all of your titles in front of your name, even if it makes you a "Prof. Dr. Dr."? - Do you pay lip service to racial tolerance but think cartoons of Africans with big lips and bones through their noses are still perfectly OK? ...sorry, am I missing the point a bit? - Do you enjoy munching down on a big fat sausage? That's better.

And there was me scraping out an existence as a freelance translator. Mind, the Finanzamt haven't bothered to take my last batch of income tax yet, so it's swings and roundabouts... why, the interest alone will keep me in crisps for at least a week.

Or The Amazing Race. The gays will be fuming if they dare.

What about that gay porn flick you did? Wouldn't even put that in his top 500 to be honest.

Eet ees only.... waffer-theen

I can

she was on GMTV yesterday. She missed the appointments because she has depression, had a panic attack and therefore couldnt make it. The only way to avoid these attacks is to stay slumped on the couch, smoke a few Regal and watch Jeremy Kyle. And still manage to meet your appointment with GMTV.

Do we have this one? http://www.toontastic.net/forum/index.php?...mp;#entry288969 I can't be fussed to wade through and find out, but we really ought to.