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Have already finished my week's work due to some serious caffeine-fuelled translation mayhem, so tomorrow will just be a leisurely read-through before sending it off at 5pm. Don't tell my office though.

gravityswitch - Anjelina

Throughout the game.

Fixed your post.

Is he hung like a Chinese you?

I get the impression you think I'm a uber self-rightous ex-smoker though, which is a load of bollocks really - I just like arguing on internet message boards . You do get these people though, I agree. Once the pub ban comes in they will be lobbying for people not to smoke in open public places, and once that happens it will be an outright ban on smoking. Fuck knows what ASH will do once they achieve that, they'll probably focus on alcohol. after a lifetime of being anti -smoking I'm begiining to think we're almost there in the UK If people want to smoke in private at home that's their business, liek palying russian roulette - as long as it doesn't harm anyone else it's OK by me What about exposing kids to the fumes though? Just another way in which the accident of birth can lumber you with parents who damage you one way or another, I suppose, albeit one that's theoretically slightly easier to regulate than most...

No risk of that if you spend most of your time in the Middle East I suppose.

Buffalo Tom - Going Underground

Cockney wank Well, I suppose it's more complimentary than the truth. That's it, no presents for you from Japan. Hang on, I'm a bit far north to be Cockney aren't I? I'm closer to Watford than I am to London. Everyone from the south-east is a Cockney, same as those cheeky folks from Middlesbrough are Geordies through and through.

Shaddup, foo'! Still miffed that wasn't in the final version. Copyright minefield! We only steal samples from obscure computer games and early Schwarzenegger films.

Shaddup, foo'!

The N-O lot are a bunch of cunts. There you go. I don't count you as one of the N-O lot though. Do you count me as one? Well, you're a cunt, so I'd say that's a yes. Cockney wank Well, I suppose it's more complimentary than the truth.

Marija Šerifović - Molitva

ITV commentators just completely ignored/glossed over a blatant kick by Chimbonda while he was on the ground after being fouled.

It's hard to criticise a team for performing well because their squad's had fewer injuries than ours, really, whether that happens to be through luck, good backroom staff or buying tendentially healthy players in the first place.

NOW I'M CONFUSED I understand Oyster completely. More proof that Aussies are more intelligent than Geordies.

But its the 5th best concrete in the league tbh.. The rise between each level was 37 miles under the old board.

OMG it's an anti-Geordie CONSPIRACY by the southern media and politisherns!

I went to a gig at a non-smoking venue recently, it was a bloody revelation. Although I do take the point about how cigarette smoke masks other odours, such as smelly students.

Mia - Tanz der Moleküle Dinky little New-Wave-Of-German-New-Wave number.

Glad you're not my accountant tbh I was going to say...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/6449881.stm

Toon-tastic! Toon-tastic!