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But he told me if it's before the age of consent, it doesn't count...

Just got up, thanks to a call from an oooold schoolfriend [a] saying we should meet up for drinks some time, and asking if I have any inside tips for Eurovision for his mate who's working at an obscure online bookies. I love the smell of ulterior motives in the morning!

We can see that from your avatar

If you're not a gay man unless you've taken it up the shitter, that's at least half the poofs I know who are in for a big shock when they have their membership cards revoked

Mate of mine had a bad case in 2001. I'll be mentioning it in his best man speech in 2007. This stuff writes itself...

Never been on the receiving end myself, though I can't say I'm completely opposed to the idea. Apparently it's a bit rough at first but you get used to it, especially if you're with someone who's actually got a bit of consideration and didn't learn their technique from the School of Jackhammering.

That's what the NAZIS said and aaaargh godwin's law *dies*

I bet the Spectrum loading sounds were the best bit of music on the tape, too...

Okay, I've got all of Bros' singles on 7" including duplicates of Chocolate Box, Sister, Cat Among the Pigeons/Silent NIght and Madly in Love because they were limited edition fancy picture sleeves etc. As well as all 3 albums. Yes, they had 3. Plus a Best of....... Ah, but do you have any of their solo stuff? You're not a real fan unless you've got the German 3-track CD of "Sweeter Than The Midnight Rain" tbh

Manic Street Preachers - This Is My Truth, Tell Me Yours

I'm getting the word "Rothbury"

Who you going to see? Silver Mt. Zion. Will probably flog my ticket on eBay now though, I haven't seen enough games this season whereas I've been overdosing on largely-instrumental-introspective-art-rock-wank lately.

Thus nicely moving the Reading match onto the night I'm meant to be going to a gig.

By that kind of logic, the UK will win Eurovision this year by a record margin. ...

w00t, boobies

Happy birthday fella.

, surely?

I'm sure you'd know!

You lose!

Basic rate of income tax to fall from 22% to 20%, lower rate scrapped altogether. Hm.