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That and Radio 1 needed to meet its BBC-prescribed Poof Ratio.

That's his best Elton John impression you're taking the piss out of there.

Aww, congratulations

A collective at all of the above.

30 years ago we'd have been named as two of them

Shoulda gone to ghetto! Popstarz was the ultimate destination. Killers album launch, though, so couldn't really be arsed with it.

Tell me it's not true!

Belated happy things!

I'm disappointed in you I knoooow. Mother's measure of G&T before bed I think.

I was out with a bunch of stoodent gays, so hardly a Cockernee voice among them.

Hello. I'm not nearly as drunk as I should be after a night out in that London.

Off to some LGBT thing at the fella's uni. Camp music all round, with a few guitars if we're lucky.

Vox pops from drummers in semi-obscure 80s bands, childrens' TV presenters and Independent columnists saying things like "Do you remember C of E churches? Weren't they great?"

Representin'

Double bill with Uranus.

Like a red Bellamy shirt to a bull(shitter). That worked so much better in my head.

I do agree there's skill involved, but this thread is far too amusing to stop now.

Ah, but which one gets to dress as RuPaul?

I love the way Leazes can't even have a conversation about music without resorting to "you're obviously a 14-year-old gloryhunting know-nowt" jibes.

I've no worries about finding out roughly what happens anyway. Quite happy to watch it from a slightly ironic POV, it might be more enjoyable that way.

Not to mention the "we've blown our budget on this tropical island so let's have a mysterious, off-screen baddie" thing.

Ah reet. I have to admit it was the quick switch from PLANE CRASH DEATH!!!! to OMG A MONSTER!!!! that turned me off. All seemed a bit overdone and implausible for a first episode, though I don't know if it was filmed as a standalone pilot prior to approval for the full series... I guess that'd explain why it crams so much in, at the expense of... well, everything else really.