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That'd be class, some spawny director comes out with a far superior version a couple of months after the original. The ultimate two-finger salute

New Fat Prick and Kai Fat Prick?! I feel strangely compelled to place an order...

tbh.

You were definitely the first person I ever heard mention them 145907[/snapback] Aww, lookit that, I'm officially credible. Voddy and coke or a big girly cocktail for that lady at the next pissup! 145919[/snapback] Your Eurovision fixation scuppers any chance you might've had of credibility I'm afraid. 145921[/snapback] That's why I like having Danny around here, he makes me look like a collector of limited-edition Fall vinyl by comparison

You were definitely the first person I ever heard mention them 145907[/snapback] Aww, lookit that, I'm officially credible. Voddy and coke or a big girly cocktail for that lady at the next pissup!

And 95% right arm muscle.

It wouldn't be a recent World Cup without the injustice/hilarity of several entirely bizarre red cards though. Blatter's simply thinking of the fans!

"I'm afraid I was very, very drunk..."

you're not alone 145699[/snapback] I think someones already flagged this up tbh. 145781[/snapback] That's fairly standard on this place.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/5052920.stm Bit of a bugger for all those clubs who succumbed to the out-of-town white elephant model in the 90s mind...

"You've got to stop writing on my arms after sex, Ashley."

I'm half-Swedish and thoroughly sick of Sweden getting drawn in the same group as England for these kind of things. It's family tension-tastic.

I read the title completely wrong and thought it was going to be about the guy standing on an England flag while doing some Vanilla Ice-esque freestyling

I like Turkey. It's proper aggressive, the players practically spit the words out when they sing it.

should be aware that I've only just spotted this:

Marilyn Monroe - Diamonds Are A Girl's Best Friend and, for comparison Justyna Steczkowska - Diamenty są najlepszymi przyjaciółmi dziewczyny

I'm having to try so hard not to stomp my feet and shout "But I knew them first!" these days. I'm really chuffed for them though, it's always grand when music that's a bit off the beaten track makes some kind of commercial headway.

The one from five days ago? Old, old, old.

Older than our Anglo-Saxon immigrant ancestors tbh.

On second thoughts, it could just be because they're not very good.

I reckon they're banning them for being of inferior quality, you know.

Oooo, sparkly rainbow dust. Bagsy a slice! 145233[/snapback] How gay? 145234[/snapback] 'Twas kind of the point. But yeah.

Oooo, sparkly rainbow dust. Bagsy a slice!

I was going to say, it's not as if (m)any of them fit into Radio 1's concept of "music" anyway...

So's Lordi's "Hard Rock Hallelujah" single. How appropriate.