Meenzer

Not if he's going to make me listen to George Michael afterwards.

Not after the last one, anyway, you grumpy bastard! 126831[/snapback] WOOOO! WOOOOOOOOOO! RIDE 'EM COWBOY *palm clapping* 126834[/snapback] I hear there was a bloke next to you who was quite excitable..? 126867[/snapback] I hear he woke up next to a bloke who was quite excitable

Schweinhund! 126837[/snapback] Reckon you should change your username to Rawhide tbh. 126840[/snapback] No Bareback Mountin' here, I'll have you know.

Schweinhund!

Do you have any lederhosen Meenzer? Is it a special bedtime treat in your house? 126815[/snapback] Nope. Leather chafes.

I've come across a Lotta Glans before. As it were.

Lordi - Hard Rock Hallelujah Eurovision's a bit... different this year.

Oh wow.

"Grappling fans"

Good effort that, like it. Get the local variants of "get in" on it and it'll sound class.

Similarly, the German economy's in the shit and unemployment is high, but the people are happy because at least Hitler isn't in charge. Shit... Godwin's Law, automatic lock-in.

Aye, we were both in Beavers. How times change...

Same with Bank of England notes

More Meenzer's cup of tea, Shirley? 125249[/snapback] I was gonna say, Craig had me all excited there! And it's not often I get to say that...

I always wonder whether I should be reading Stevie's posts as haiku.

Class. Cheers!

I'll upload some more now 125116[/snapback] Cheers

Both links already seem to be decidedly dead, unless I'm being a total spaz. Stick it on filegone or rapidshare maybe?

Got given a Scottish fiver in my change at the pub on Sunday night and I had to make a point of spending it there and then, since nobody would've accepted it dahn 'ere. That's my excuse, anyway.

Fine then. 125062[/snapback] Your grooming skills clearly need some work. 125064[/snapback] I'm not going anywhere near his beard man

Hope you enjoy the rider

'excuse'.......there was a disorderly fucking queue formed as I recall. 125060[/snapback] Ooh, if there's disorderly fucking involved then I might pass on the wedding invitation after all...

Fine then.

He should do what Terry Wogan does and start referring to her as "the present Mrs SLP" once they've tied the knot.