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That'd be great actually, not even kidding

The real pros play Swedish Wordle and, of course, Eurovision Wordle - where the word pool is all the five-letter words that have ever been in a Eurovision song title, in any language.

Once you go black you never go back.

Quality. https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-news/anti-vax-trucker-convoy-porno-metal-ram-ranch-1297926/

Aye, that'll be why we had a penalty overturned.

Cumulatively

This ☝️

Some people disagree

We used to go there on a Sunday and make a couple of quid last all afternoon on the pool tables to everyone's annoyance. Definitely watched this match there anyway

The barman said, "That's a bit forward, and don't call me Batman"

All perfectly normal

Bugger me, he's turned up in the Romanian Eurovision final now

Merson tried to get Mark Bosnich to come to Walsall at a time when the latter was out of the game and on the record as doing 10 grams of cocaine a day. Probably reckoned he was worth having around for practical reasons.

Like every politician (and arguably anyone who's ever made a public statement), Trump will be well aware of intent and implication, of course. It's a bit like the people who put "We send the EU £350 million a week - let's fund our NHS instead" on the side of a bus now saying "we didn't say we'd give £350 million to the NHS, sorry if that's how you understood it"

That's literally neverending marra, FTM

In Soviet Russia, motorbike rides you

Hah. I suppose hitting that wouldn't do much for the air quality either.

Still, at least she gave us this

There's such a thing as reading the room, but at least the end result was the right one anyway

Occupy tried to co-opt the march to save Lewisham Hospital A&E a few years back. Absolute pack of whoppers.

Construction has started, to the satisfaction of very few people who actually live in the area, but there we go. Who needs breathable air anyway?

A Newcastle forum seems like the ideal place to suggest that people are unaware of having an accent

I tend to think he's all right (sufficiently so to get my second vote both times, anyway) but the Silvertown Tunnel thing is a massive blind spot and I don't get how he can defend it with a straight face.