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Ouch

I'm glad we have so many wise souls on here because I've got nothing useful to say. So sorry to hear what you're going through, Renton. Don't stop talking about it, sometimes venting is all we've got.

FYP

Deckhid.

It's qwhite easy to work out.

Daft bastard

[fade to black] On a river where they use the gravy boats...

State of it, honestly

This seems absolutely fine in a country where MPs get murdered by radicalised nutjobs every so often.

Normal country

Decent start to the chart week...

He's got more England caps than Jack Charlton, Nat Lofthouse or Nobby Stiles.

Ah yes, silly little voter plebs listening to the media and not being clever enough to understand the truth of the matter. Life would be so much easier without all that "noise" and "sound".

I'm pleased for them after they went dead silent when Salah shanked a shot to the corner flag then responded to Wilson bringing the ball down by saying "did he mean it?". Normal service is resumed.

St. Maximum Do doo be-do-do St. Maximum Do do-do do St. Maximum Do doo de-do-do de-do-do de-do-do de-do-do-doodle do do do-doo do!

Simultaneously improving both us and the Saudi league. I like it.

A certain U. User wishes to put himself forward as the ideal manager for this task

Conevid-19

SaudisDirect.com@StJamesPark

The irony is that getting his name right would have fit the original better

Wu aal piss an shite the same. (Copiously.)

Depends on whether the arrangements have taken you into account or not. We went to a vegan restaurant for this year's "Christmas" (November) dinner to placate some of the more militant members of the office fraternity and two of the buggers didn't even turn up.