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And miss the chance for a long overdue Toontastic get-together?

Another fun little FM2006 Easter egg uncovered! If you add the Hungarian league with full detail, you can sign a 42-year-old Viktor Orban - yes, the actual fascist Hungarian leader, who used to play for his local club - and make him the scapegoat of your failing team.

And you get accused of whataboutery if you bring up any of this stuff. How are you meant to have a nuanced position on it then?

She's tweeted this week about all the players being linked with Newcastle and all the problems United are having. You'll like her.

It has just a hint of

A statement of intent in the best possible sense. Ambitious but not ridiculous. This is still all very weird.

I find that hard to swallow.

Celebratory banquet at the Jesmond Dene Hotel with a greying and confused Tranquillo Barnetta as a shirtless waiter

Coincidentally also my main criterion when it comes to pizza!

I imagine this transfer speculation thing will get old pretty soon, but right now the very fact of being involved in transfers is still a glorious novelty. Keep it coming, even the stuff that's patently absolute bollocks.

I don't see the problem.

Virtue signalling snowflakes

Whatever our views on everything else, I'm sure we can all come together and agree that the Djokovic situation is objectively hilarious.

In absolute numbers, not value. EDIT: Oh okay, I see what you mean. Of course there are baseline comparison factors because of Covid, but still, if the December figures are better than the January ones then that suggests the net impact from Brexit actually coming into force hasn't been too brutal just yet.

They're higher than they were when the EU-UK trade deal came into force, if that's relevant at all.

Obi-Wan Peroni

You'd be caught between iraq and a hard place. I'll get me coat.

I feel as if I'm falling for some kind of Godwin's Law boobytrap by even going near this one, but...