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I also get quite nostalgic for the mid '70s early '80s era.

Howe-di-Howe!

And fortuitously, the Hereford 'Til I Die cameramen were there to capture the half-time team talk:

The last time I went to the coast on the Metro we pulled into Shiremoor and two lads were getting a proper kicking on the platform. They spilled into our carriage just as the doors were closing, then tried their best to pretend like they were fine and they weren't grateful for the nurse who happened to be there to help get their faces patched up. The teenage machismo of it was almost quite endearing.

Hatem's priorities, in order: Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner Botman

Just wait until I go into an unlikely coalition with Asprilla and wreck my forum reputation

The only way to get Gemmill to engage with landscape photography:

He's also the cunt who lied repeatedly while trying (and failing) to close down the local A&E here, and I'd still take him over most of the other realistic candidates, which says a hell of a lot.

But as soon as he says it, it's in the past. No case to answer.

But what about

Always worth remembering

I am, and no, there isn't. Not from me anyway - I've muted the word on Twitter because I really don't give a fuck about other people's scores. This is fun though:

Tsk, people shouldn't have kids if they can't afford them

Oops

Ah, my favourite New Order song.

(laughs)

Looks like the Telegraph have decided to go in for the kill...

47-1 to us. Quindecuple hat-trick for Wood. Lascelles og.

Inevitably: https://www.sweardle.com/

Sorry, I had this for dinner last night

"I'm not endorsing noncery, I'm just asking whether it's OK to be a nonce if you're thick."

We should let them sign him then trigger his release clause the next day.

That definitely can't be weaponised

If you sleep with someone in the belief that they're of legal age and haven't been trafficked, and it turns out that they're underage and have been trafficked, I think that one's on you, yes.