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Now we'll never know if he'd have scored.

Bad at football

Ouch.

Quite the collection of forum baubles

The owners listened to too much Fettes Brot.

That would be pretty funny mind.

We've kept some of that because it's hilarious. The better half has a piece from primary school where he wrote "My mummy's name is Sally and her hobby is smoking."

This one puzzles me. Isn't it just good form to take a lateral flow before mixing with lots of people? Are we not all doing this already? Is this becoming an "AIBU" Mumsnet post?

Covid travel logistics are hard

Maybe they've had a quiet word in his ear to motivate him. Bonesaw Ultimatum Joelinton.

Life's hard on the breadline.

Women's football having a normal one https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/football/57028066

QYP

Lowering the barrier indeed

I assume it's autocorrect for "Nothing says", but I like to think it's his brain slowly imploding at the prospect of having to spend time with his children when the schools close

Good post

I'm supposed to be going to a family funeral in Sweden from Thursday to Saturday (I then have no more foreign travel lined up until the summer, so I don't feel unreasonable about wanting to do so). Given the nature of the occasion I'm fine with paying ££ to book a PCR test at a clinic first thing on Sunday morning and isolating until the results come back by the end of Monday (or hopefully sooner), even if it's a pain to have had that change in requirements sprung on us - the uncertainty is part and parcel of travel right now and if you're not okay with it, you shouldn't be booking. But I'll definitely be on the fence about going if an eight-day quarantine ends up being imposed at short notice like Scotland and Wales are calling for. I know my needs are not the most important thing right now but ffs.

Well we're certainly not.

Not until after the Norwich match. Tena pads on standby.

I've worked from home for the last 17 years and I'm completely normal. But aye, I do tend to agree really. It's not for everyone and to be honest, if my company had an office here I'd be up for going hybrid. So to speak.