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We're just gearing up for a move to another rental place, because we're not ready to leave London yet but we definitely can't afford to buy the kind of thing we'd want here either. I'm happy to report that most estate agents and a good handful of removal companies are still cunts. Very much looking forward to moving into a place of our own in a few years, getting set up and not fucking moving a muscle again until the merciful release of death.

Meanwhile, https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/disability-sport/57887715 It's almost like women can't win

You're too kind! 😘

Career Of Violating Individuals' Doo-doo

They've just awarded Brisbane the 2032 Games, 11 years out, mainly on the rationale that no fucker else wants it. Surprised they haven't had to resort to Doha or Baku yet. Anyway, I need to take some time off work so I've booked the week when the athletics are on. Even if there's no one in the stadiums and half the athletes are crocked, it'll still be a laugh.

¡Ador!

Ah, my favourite Malaysian Premier League team.

Like a new signing

Wiv the angles now xox

I haven't deleted it. I just keep forgetting to turn Bluetooth on...

CUSTARD

Hoo boy, someone's in for a treat when they find out about professional football

The spin-off podcast about where in town does the best Portuguese custard tarts is stretching the joke a bit, mind.

Worst thing to come out of Consett since the indigestion the morning after necking a bag of Punjab Puri.

Hiccupinhos

Aye, all of that. And then we got pulled over by the police in North Yorkshire in the dead of night because my dad, and I quote, "wasn't driving equidistantly between the lines".

Right then @Andrew, here's the test of your mettle

Canny playlist for a shuffle ( ) , this. Although "obscure" is pushing it in several cases. As is "Britpop", for that matter. You get the gist though.

I usually do but sometimes I forget to turn on bluetooth when I leave the house (I leave it off as standard because it constantly triggers various apps tied to things like my Garmin watch). And our self-isolation recently wasn't via the app but because of a friend who tested positive via contact testing, so there's plenty of ways for it to get you even without the app. 🤦‍♂️ I do believe there's a silent majority who are still trying to follow the rules as best they can, but it's understandable that everyone's patience is wearing thin.

Not lifting the self-isolation requirements at the same time as the last restrictions are lifted seems incredibly ill-advised. If you're going to do one then surely both? I suppose it's nearly school holidays by then so the schools won't be affected any more, but still.

Harsh

Might become a Denmark fan