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Do they also think you're 6.2cm tall...?

Fucking hell. Between that and the dogs, I'm starting to understand how we can afford to rent in London

Tell him to take a photograph of it, then he'll remember.

Good post.

https://www.politico.eu/article/liz-truss-britain-new-iron-lady-uk-conservatives/

#uk #business #pissypants #tramp #hashtag

I figured I was just being a bit of a razy lacist when I thought "one of the lads congratulating him there looks a bit like Bigirimana" - but nope, it is him https://www.theguardian.com/football/video/2021/apr/12/he-hasnt-scored-that-glentoran-score-40-yard-header-past-roy-carroll-video (And Roy Carroll is still going too!)

I left myself wide open for that 😏

If you've taken 75% of the Fulwell, you've taken all of the Fulwell. Haven't you heard of rounding up?

Oo, talking but in female!

Ah yes, Ikea's trusty HØÖPBÅNDIT range

I can't get a decent photo of it so you'll just have to imagine what the concept of warmth and comfort looks like. That's what I have in autumn and winter instead of walking a dog in the pissing rain.

Tough day for Vanuatu. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prince_Philip_Movement

Is it wrong that I'm glad this didn't happen on Eurovision day? Not least since our song this year is called "Embers", which would be a bit disrespectful if the old boy is being cremated.

The Good, the Bad and the Ugli Fruit Smoothie with Chia Seeds

If you're ENGLISH and you run your mouth off about a court case you've been specifically ordered not to nowadays, they HANG YOU and give your house to a Muslim. The country's gone.

The best PM of CT's lifetime just keeps on giving https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2021/apr/06/david-cameron-britain-greensill-access-lobbying

Aye, I've read similar but the link would only give me appointments for that day or the next, and I was worried if I didn't say yes then they might count that as a refusal and forget about me after 12 weeks. Probably daft but there you go. As the Germans will proudly insist on saying, I had the BioNTech. (Pfizer. )

I had my second one way ahead of schedule last week, seemingly because the GP's surgery had a batch that needed using up (actually the same batch as my first one) so they sent out a bunch of invitations at short notice. 12 weeks would have taken me to mid-May. Not that this helps you at all, but it'll annoy Gemmill so that's grand.

I hear it pairs well with a Norwegian red.