Meenzer

He's lying.

"Planning"

Toelinton.

Joke's on you, I already was 👍

The recipe looks delightful, Dave.

I assume it's not a tangential play on this, but it blooming well should be

Shame, I was about to ask if they do an alcohol-free version

Or do some volunteering. Plenty of organisations would love someone with the time and willingness to try out new things that you seem to have. (EDIT: I couldn't find a way to make that not sound snarky, but for once it's not )

It definitely depends on the time of day here. In the daytime, most people on trains are wearing them. Evenings, with a younger and drunker crowd, 50% at best.

You'd probably enjoy it, it's full of bastards taking ends good and proper.

You should see the state of his Betws-y-Coed

There's probably some perfectly decent B roads in the places I mentioned too, if that helps.

Personalised socks too. What a bloke.

Castle Crag near Keswick is a nice friendly walk in the Lakes that gives rewarding views for the effort involved. I try and do this route https://www.nationaltrust.org.uk/borrowdale-and-derwent-water/trails/borger-dalr-geology-walk-borrowdale whenever I'm in the area, or there's this https://www.nationaltrust.org.uk/borrowdale-and-derwent-water/trails/castle-crag-from-seatoller---the-scenic-route from the other end of the valley. CT, I've done the former with a friend whose Grindr handle has "FatLad" in it, so you have no excuse.

Call it extreme if you like, but I propose we hit them hard and hit them fast with a major - and I mean major - leaflet campaign.

Joyless Division (but aye, that's not bad)

And on the centenary of this, no less https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Art_competitions_at_the_1924_Summer_Olympics

San Marino have won a medal! Davide Gualtieri is no longer their national sporting hero

Ah, the Modern Triathlon

All perfectly normal stuff and we're definitely not in deep fucking trouble as a country

"There is no Santa, it's just Steve Bruce in a fake beard after some free whisky and mince pies"