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Still, could be worse.

How's his nose size?

Bruce can't even get that right

Well, you know what they say...

Ketchup would have to have vinegar or similar in it to be ketchup, I'd have thought?

I feel sorry for the racists. Imagine being told you don't exist? Poor souls.

Bag of shite army

If even fine campaigners like these couldn't get us to change our ways, nothing ever will.

They are if you put them under enough denpressure.

Howay lads, this is where it's at.

Prices on that restaurant's menu looked all right to me like. It's got me even more desperate to travel again though, so a big for that.

As the old saying goes, before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? You're a mile away and you've got his shoes.

And lose culinary milestones like this?

Not saying he's a one-trick pony, but this is what he's come back with this year.

Anything with veal is grand by me too. A decent saltimbocca, ossobuco with gremolata, bring it.

Nduja on toast should be about right for your palate and level of ambition. Think of it as fusion cuisine.

I'm sorry you've never had real Italian food.

Ah yes, Italy, famously a food desert where spicy sausage products are concerned.

Oof. Well it's one way of boycotting Qatar.

I don't really, it's just my little joke. Also your pie looks actively edible which already puts you above anything CT has ever posted in this thread, well done

I know a lad with juicy bollocks who's affectionately referred to as Lucy

Cheers for that. Great to see them giving themselves a fighting chance. Just imagine that kind of "planning"....

What can I say... (Sorry, I've never heard about the story in question otherwise I promise I'd be more helpful )