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Further evidence, your honour.

No great surprise that Twitter is the holdout.

The world's least necessary thing, and yet... This'll be soundtracking the bong parties of Boldon before the summer is out.

I'm a right old softie but I enjoyed this https://www.theguardian.com/football/2018/aug/07/scottish-football-watching-borders-photo-essay?CMP=share_btn_tw

Best PM evahhhhh

Straight out of the Bannon playbook, that one. Pandering to the Kipper end of the Tory pool, which turns out to be a regrettably deep one.

Or the face to show his balls.

"And that was the week Mike Ashley truly got the hang of this football lark."

No one as far as I recall. I did get my tail tweaked once or twice though... #MeToo

It was alreet. Would have again; wouldn't queue out of the door for it like the population of York seems happy to do on a Friday night. The entire tub of crackling on the side was a handy bonus. Posh version above looks properly nice mind, and I don't care how much of an appalling gentrifier that makes me.

We had the fast food version on the Fish's stag do, even. (Did you know he's got a lass?) Some of the drinkers were quietly broken by then so comfort food was required. (The Fish is married, by the way.)

I did do a hilly half as part of a Peter Pan team last year, but the crocodile onesie was sadly unsalvagable after 21k on a hot day. I shall duly entertain your request. And thank you kindly.

"Ah, sole."

Thank you. You're very decent, you are.

Faintly appropriate for the link in a Yes Gemmill thread to be dead, I suppose. I've been having issues with it this morning too. Redirect errors and the like. https://uk.virginmoneygiving.com/faulknmd any better? If not, hold fire, should hopefully resolve itself before long...

...I'm fundraising again, but I'm using Virgin Money Giving instead of JustGiving like you told me to. Happy now? Anyway, in a move entirely totally not driven by impending post-40 decrepitude, I've decided to take on the Great North Run next month and the Royal Parks Half in October. I'm doing it to raise money for the Cure Parkinson's Trust, because Parkinson's is a thoroughly rubbish condition to suffer from and the CPT do dead good work in funding advances in treating it. I know I've fished for donations for past running endeavours on here before, but if any of yous happen to have a few quid burning a hole in your pocket and you fancy donating to a good cause, my page is here: https://uk.virginmoneygiving.com/fundraiser-display/showROFundraiserPage?pageId=954934 I can promise semi-regular training updates, though sadly they probably won't all involve me high-fiving a Womble.

Can't say he's not getting plenty of publicity at the moment, mind.

*laughs*

"Put your top clients in a VIP room and have pictures taken with Andy and Richard" makes it sound like a hostage situation

But... but he's just getting the hang of this football lark

You heard it here first, Newcastle United's preparations for the new season aren't going especially well. EXCLUSIVE!