Meenzer

He's about as closet as 1980s Elton John.

I mainly keep mine because they look good as decorations. Same with books really. What else are you going to have on your walls, IKEA prints? Far rather a backdrop of outdated but gorgeous-looking Old Media.

First I'd need a car.

My mate from Germany, with whom I did a road trip including the Lakes a few months ago, has been in touch saying he wants to go back as soon as they're sorted and plough some money into the local economy. Which is a very German way of looking at things, but quite sweet all the same.

I was going to say, I still like the ritual of CDs in the car. Although I drive once every five years or so, so it's not hugely relevant to my life.

Christ. Such a lovely part of the world too.

You still off the drink or did that go the way of the boycott? Love Edinburgh like, was up there again a couple of months back and every time I keep thinking I could live there (but then it feels like about half the population is English, so that fits). Went to a pub whose menu highlight was a jumbo hot dog topped with haggis. What's not to like?

Rapist

But what kind of room? What dimensions? What specifications?

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/society/britain-has-36-4-million-subtly-different-social-classes-20151209104571

http://www.clickhole.com/article/heartwarming-when-terminally-ill-6-year-old-wanted-2866

She turns up on the new André Bratten album, which is also a bit decent.

mean thats what twitter is for.

I thought that was poppers and sweet-talk.

Because what this situation needed was another can of worms being opened. THANKS A LOT, PARKY.

Here's what we've all been waiting for: http://www.popjustice.com/playlists/shite-christmas/139847/

DON'T MENTION THE METRO, MAN

Oh, good point. This system requires greater cuntsideration.

Apparently Yank cunts > Brown cunts in Stevie's Cunt Trumps. Must have been a tough call though.

Being a luddite is great.

I bloody love the internet

I'm Charles Kennedy Lib Dem.