Meenzer

Just found out there were originally meant to be more than two Chuckle Brothers but then their dad had a vasectomy, vasectoyou

Metro Radio (in a few hours). End of an era/error #gettothosephones

Fixed it for you

I think I'm going to end every sentence with "...& of course the Genocide" from now on. Love the way he drops it in there. "My favourite teams? Newcastle, Mainz, Norrköping, Stenhousemuir & of course the Genocide." "I'll have the lamb jalfrezi, pilau rice, garlic naan & of course the Genocide."

You've spelt Sundays wrong.

(I wholeheartedly agree, I just enjoyed the juxtaposition)

I guess he finally landed.

"Me being alive" and "Scottish tournament failure" appear to correlate fairly closely, if that helps at all

Just booked a trip to Germany and realised I'm going to be there for the Euro 2024 final, so that's England's chances knackered, sorry to anyone who cares

FYP

That's because there isn't one

He was everything I expected, and that's fine by me.

Solicitors ✅

Good good, I'll not spoil who wins

Eurovision 1974 is just about to start on BBC Four, lads.

What affix

I'm seeing Frankie Boyle tonight and I'm expecting it to be every bit as joyous as that

Two Last Starts

Theme tune by George Formby, if I remember correctly. On a river where they currently build the boats... turned out nice again!

If they were in the top flight, I'm sure they'd refuse our luxury tax contributions to their coffers anyway. Morally superior marra.

Calendars? Just pages and pages of statistics

Couldn't find a bulb of garlic, used a 60W bayonet cap