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For maximum fewm, the captcha should just be a picture of the San Siro with "Select all squares with MACKEMS. If there are none, click skip"

I've just tested the heating in the new place to make sure it works when we do need it (probably this weekend). Pleased to report that it does. Fascinating.

I wouldn't read their poetry book, mind.

Sleaford Mods are a very good band to read.

Would you believe?

Wahey!

I'd be kicking up a stink about it tbh, it sounds fairly grim. Or pissing on my line manager's carpet while shouting "see how you like it".

SYP

It's the arrogance of it, too. "I think you'll find we know the history of your club better than you do, thank you very much"

At least we can all agree that this is the MSM at its very finest:

Arran is great. Understated but lovely. I've never been to the picnic table though, that seems like a good excuse for a return visit.

If anything we'd think you weren't being harsh enough

Imagine not having kids but still having to go on holiday at half-term. Unlucky.

I've just learned that rugby in Portuguese is "râguebi". They deserve the World Cup just for that.

RAT VAN DEN HAUWE

PAT VAN DEN HAUWE

Like an... unwieldy sea vessel, one might say?

We should win our CL group then refuse to be advanced to the next round, like a classy club would marra

Nice place, I'm all for it

FYPF

Not saying we're living in a weird timeline but Martina Navratilova is currently defending Enoch Powell on Twitter