Meenzer

http://www.errozero.co.uk/acid-machine/

And as has been pointed out elsewhere, this: ≠ this:

Nice of them to personalise the tray.

Good good. It's how things should be.

"I don’t wish to sound extremist, but I have no doubt that if every signatory to this petition were boiled down for biofuel, the world would be a cleaner, smarter place." http://www.newstatesman.com/sarah-ditum/2015/03/we-live-world-stupid-and-jeremy-clarkson-its-king

This kind of comment on the Daily Mail website usually ends "Brian, Marbella"

Katie Hopkins on the radio talking about Jeremy Clarkson. It's like an advert for emigration.

essembee's boss and colleagues after the phone call

No no no, lunch was Hoisin Crispy Duck. The producer was called Dave.

Outstanding.

The UK's Eurovision entry is, of course, an abomination: ...but the internet quickly managed to improve it:

I hope they qualify, that'll already be enough of a shitstorm.

Whoever smelt it, dealt it

It's no Mando/Stevie Wonder, but...

I wouldn't fuck anything with a legume.

Sorry to hear Stevie, wishing you all the strength you need.

My condolences Stevie.

Tell you what, let's not.

Yugoslav new wave.

meanwhile: