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I can't begin to imagine why people from a superior place would have a superiority complex, marra

I take it back.

VAR would rule that out for a marginal offside. You're welcome.

War in the Middle East, ongoing Covid enquiry? Nah, let's go with this for our front page splash.

That's every day, tbf

Enigma Tap is canny

Of fucking course

I saw this in the Posts feed and assumed it was a response to us getting Liverpool away or something

As decent as we've been, I absolutely appreciate this

Why not longer?

Now that's what I call a Hoedown Throwdown.

It's completely on brand for him in so many respects.

If it helps, tomorrow is the first anniversary of Ronnie Radford's death, so that's something to look forward to.

And I'm like

And then the producer went on to pull the same trick with Milli Vanilli

I saw a lot of Maureen Nolan just this Sunday, as it happens. Trip with the in-laws to see Calendar Girls the musical.

I beg to differ! 1980 had "Woman In Love", "Together We Are Beautiful", "D.I.S.C.O.", "I'm In The Mood For Dancing"... St Winifred's School Choir...

Well that's tonight's tea sorted

Certainly is! I can confirm she's as good a TV presenter as she is a Gillette Venus brand ambassador.

From to

Eliminate the movie/TV/charidee/dead celeb tie-ins and you're left with an excellent top three, to be fair. But yes, not great otherwise.

And yet the PJ & Duncan years are comprehensively documented. There's no justice.

The TOTP repeats on BBC Four have been very good for illustrating that. Of course, I mostly prefer the utter shit...

We're just normal men.

Today's work task is to help train the AI our new overlords want to replace us with. I've been more motivated, I must say.