Meenzer

Hah, true. Still, what's 250 metres and an international border between friends?

http://www.policymic.com/articles/86975/15-famous-landmarks-zoomed-out-tell-a-bigger-story

Unlucky.

Tooj has the same info, courtesy of me. I hope they both print it out and compare notes. And an overnighter in the 'dam, what could possibly go wrong? Shame they weren't there this weekend just gone, or they could have had a close encounter of the Wurst kind...

Bad craic.

Might.

Yes but LIBERTY AND FREEDOM

I disagree. American Idol is such a last-decade reference anyway, even Scandal is beating it in the ratings these days. Maybe there is some hope after all.

Goodwill and sympathy are finite resources and must be used sparingly.

Just ban dying. Problem solved.

http://news.sky.com/story/1238572/peaches-geldof-dead-at-25

Trying to persuade an American not to take literally an archaic text that was written for very different circumstances? Good luck with that.

The time was a month or two back. Still rather they stay up instead of any of the three below them, though.

Cologne could be a thought if you're looking for another airport to fly into, it's about 1 hour from Gelsenkirchen by train. Mind I think the nearest they do to Leeds is Manchester, so that's probably not much use to you really. Sorry.

Not sure why I was cautious and kept my handicap bet down to -1, given how screamingly obvious this all was.

It's marriage now, grandad! Happy birthday lads

It's OK lads, we've got FOOTBALL'S DAN GOSLING

Hole in one.

We're wary of signing him too.

Not so much funny as WTF. Germans...