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It says a great deal that the response to "psycho shoots schoolkids" is (and perhaps has to be) "arm the school staff" rather than "make it harder for psychos to get guns". You suspect the culture's too far gone down that route to ever recover its sanity.

If you imagine the chicken is an omelette, that's dangerously close to being a breakfast fry-up. (Not that I'm in any position to criticise having served these as a side dish to grilled trout and salad earlier. Love 'em. )

Kill it

At a Mexican restaurant with butter-fingered staff and particularly lax cleaners.

Good to know.

Sad but true?

https://twitter.com/richardmiah/status/451096549993771008/

....well that's awkward

Don't feel you have to stay in Gelsenkirchen itself, there's not much going on there and the whole area is really well connected train-wise.

Tempting, very tempting...

good lord

In that case, yes, I can think how to find Ant's pizza recipe in here - use a PC.

There's only five pages of hits man. It's on page four. (Or search for pizza dough instead, it's a couple of posts down.) Also, "sins"?

I didn't look! because I've seen it before

Sheep

He's going to find this thread when he's a bit older and make a mental note to have his ceremony at the registry office, family only, no reception, and absolutely no microphones within arm's reach of Dad.

Wearside looked better back then

I was a t(w)eenage metalhead. Metallica's black album was the first album I bought with my hard-earned paper round pennies. Just thought I'd mention it.

Cockney.

Hate is fun. Hating Scousers, even more so. And again

And again,