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I'm writing this from a plane, high above the ocean on the way to Gran Canaria. I bloody love the modern age.

I tried tinned moussaka once. It was basically cat food.

Excellent, we can't even decide on the minute. http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/newcastle-united-fans-plan-69th-7060369?utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter

Mmmm, Cheddary beetroot.

How would they tell?

The Icelandic Eurovision representatives are bored; a Britpop tribute ensues.

Aye, then he went and left his phone on a train. I'll zip along for a quick lime and soda if I can.

Need to pack, so probably not. You'll just have to see to George by yourself.

Trust me, it's better now he doesn't.

Wonga is just a nasty word, however it's styled.

Cycling shorts, polo horse.

First NUFC shirt I had, that one. What a way to start.

How did it feel to say those words, even ironically? You must have broken out in a cold sweat.

I'm actually looking forward to the next time him indoors goes away so I can gorge myself silly on veggie curries all week long. That said, I'm tempted to Brøndby them up now...

Too dependent on the score. Any floating voters will stay put if we're not losing.

o/ Wouldn't have them in a salad but I'll happily snack on them.

The leftovers of an epic dish of Janssons Temptation . I'd post a pic but it basically looks like a potato gratin and you've seen one of them before.

The ritual disembowelment of Dan Gosling

Well you are travelling from abroad these days.

Not to mention manager.

Ah yep, looks like they're planning to keep things moving on that stretch of the line after all.

I wouldn't miss it for the world really xxx

WE DON'T CARE

Meanwhile, in Huddersfield...