Meenzer

AHEM. Mine.

I'm reminded of Bill Hicks. "Looks like we got us a reader!"

Oy vey!

Sachet of Cup-A-Soup.

Aye, that's rough like. Sorry to hear.

That's just common sense though. So yes, probably. His grandparents bought us a soup maker for Christmas. I was sceptical at first but it's bloody brilliant. Chuck all the ingredients in and it's done in 20 minutes.

Yes. Yes, you should.

Run away, it's the lefties! THE LEFTIES!

Aye, take her to Timisoara, she'll love it.

It still makes no sense unless you think all trainers from the same company look the same (and even then). Mine are very sober and far more Austria 2004 than UK 1987 anyway.

http://imgur.com/gallery/OkAFYHO

It can if it goes via TIERRA DEL FUEGO

Agreed on both counts.

Mouma? Zouma? Stick it up your Jouma?

That makes no sense at all.

And gone via the MOON

My last pair was/is Saucony because they're known to be decent for people with weird-shaped feet like mine. No idea how they compare in terms of actual performance but they are comfortable.

Now that's what I call an advert for the region.

I thought the vast majority of those making claims against Savile were female.