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Aye, that's what his father (and agent) is saying. Piece says negotiations are underway but the player and his team are certain it'll go through. All of which could be le grand bullshit of course.

https://twitter.com/leazeslad/status/424309543360032768 Stevie man...

Insight, there.

Well played (no pun intended).

Haven't seen any but I'd had Broken Circle Breakdown recommended to me by various people well before it got the Oscar nod.

@CuntsWatching is also good value.

Having just pissed in the corner?

Everything about that is appalling.

Everything about that is appalling.

A-A-B-B-A, FFS.

Failing that, take the more rustic approach and Clarkson him:

That's akin to ILLEGALLY DOWNLOADING A ROAD

@YouveBeenHodged is magnificent. https://twitter.com/YouveBeenHodged

"Shall we sign despair or despair?"

"We're after your help, too. Security footage of a speedophile disguised as a traffic police training school. He's been getting away with it just off the A167 for twelve years. Do you know him? Have you seen him? Please call."

Leazes'd your post

It's like a coming-out. It's nobody's business really, and yet it is.

So you can get away with your speedo showing 35 in a 30 or 70 in a 60 then. Tricky business...

Or he's just triggered a nuclear meltdown on a screen-sized 8-bit game of Sim City.

Don't let that be said! It'll inflate his head And make his hairline even thinner

For once I wasn't actually having a go, though I'm happy enough for my words to be taken that way

As has the way the Internet has changed. Or at least you notice a different approach to things among people who've always had the internet in their lives and people who discovered it at a later date. I think, anyway.