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Couldn't find Betfair odds for it unfortunately...

Matt Taylor and Will Young, etc. etc.

Shocking.

That's good to hear at a personal level but (as you say) a sad indictment of the system, which seems like nothing more than a regimented act of vindictiveness.

http://soundcloud.com/nicholas-pegg/ukip-shipping-forecast Already doing the rounds and then some, but it's still a thing of beauty.

It's Guy Goma time!

Isn't Villa's problem under Lambert precisely that they have such a young and inexperienced squad?

Or worse, Dan Gosling.

Hasn't stopped hoovering since.

Ditto the entirety of Miner Willy's mansion from Jet Set Willy II (yes, I said II. I want the space station too)

Boy - Heinz Girl - Marge

Yes, but how did the duck ragu look? / Cannibalism on prime-time telly, I'm shocked / ARGH POTENTIAL COMEBACK OVERLOAD

"Planning" </Isegrim>

Runny and dribbly. Occasionally quite passy and tackly too.

Played wing-back for Borussia Mönchengladbach in the early 70s.

No need to be brusque

Would a lengthy jail term?

UKIPpers are fun when they finally get a platform for their views. Like the mother who says her son's been "diagnosed" as dyslexic but she's confident it's just his teachers who are lazy because dyslexia doesn't exist.

Don't destroy his dreams man. He's a Tory, he needs jobless people to mock.