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"Blasphemy is a highly sensitive issue in Pakistan, where 97% of the population are Muslim. Muslims constitute a majority of those prosecuted, followed by the minority Ahmadi community." Cheers Beeb, wouldn't have worked that one out.

Still, one to bear in mind for the "You wouldn't make jokes about the Islams" brigade...

http://www.chortle.co.uk/news/2014/01/23/19451/christians_force_comedy_show_to_cancel The United Kingdom in the 21st century, there.

That's why I deleted. Beat me to it.

It's been tried before... https://www.facebook.com/pages/Petition-to-Have-the-Rubberbandits-Represent-Ireland-in-Eurovision-2011/148575225192432 ...and again... https://www.facebook.com/pages/The-Rubberbandits-for-Eurovision-2012/202831753086502 ...and again... http://www.imt.ie/opinion/2013/05/rubberbandits-for-eurovision-2014.html ...which obviously means RTE will choose a stirring ballad with panpipes this year.

Excellent. I'm some bloke from Reef.

A R T A? Perhaps that means Fisty is secretly.......

also...

Gotta be Schalke.

Damn it. And all because I like a bit of vin with my coq.

That's very kind of y...... WAIT A MINUTE

Plain ones are pretty bad.

If it has to be rice cakes, these are pretty good. Balsamic vinegar makes most things better.

Mine are a litany of missed opportunities and regrets. Waking up is such sweet sorrow.

So did Russ Abbot

You were absolutely desperate to see the match then.

https://vine.co/v/MBJMD2DOwj2 Ouch

Holding out for a trip to Alkmaar?

I was going to say (and at least it's eventually pointed out in the article), it's not as if there haven't been periods of Bayern dominance before. In terms of pure trophy haul they're not really significantly more dominant than Manchester United have been over here in the Sky era - I suppose the difference is the way they'll occasionally click into gear and just steamroller all opposition all season long, whereas at least Fergie's lot had the good grace to make it a close fight on occasion...

"Ambition"

Amazing.

I refer you to trophyshy's post above