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Never on the first date.

He's clinging on with his fingernails. Which is how he likes it.

If anyone's looking for an entry-level e-book reader for themselves, the kids or whatnot, they're flogging off the Kobo Touch and Mini ranges for £29 a pop - presumably because there's newer technology on the way, but I don't see why there'd be any issues in terms of future compatibility/support. Usual provisos apply, they use different file formats to the Kindle, yadda yadda yadda (although the fella says you can convert the files easily enough and he's one of them there under-30s so I tend to believe him when it comes to technology). http://www.whsmith.co.uk/dept/kobo-ereaders/home#kobo-ereaders

Didn't have any Jif Lemon for Pancake Day so used (etc.)

And I suppose my items will come in handy afterwards.

Poor showing from TUTU here. We should get a Bulgarian poster in to replace him. Twice the quality, half the cost.

Coming over here, eating our cheese...

I've changed my mind. He's actually an elephant. You with me, ewerk?

The "school report" tone of that quote from N-O is in stark contrast to Ant's irate ramblings on here/Twitter. I do like this though: "...people who aren't even posting on this forum any more let alone antagonising him recently". Sounds familiar.

Could be a dirty immigrant though.

Amid the tedious Bayern dominance, I hadn't noticed Nuremberg's record at the halfway stage of the season. No wins, 11 draws, 6 defeats, and still not bottom of the table.

...ah.

I don't know, there's always stodgy clubs like Birmingham or Leicester who think they need a manager like him and who have enough of a glimmer of potential for him to lower himself to the job.

Tongue was firmly in cheek when I said it though. As such, the gayness of the statement depends on whose cheek it was.

Oh dear.

There's even this: http://www.eastcoast.co.uk/miscellaneous-pages/all-aboard-east-coast-trains/all-aboard-east-coast-trains-episode-five/

A million attendees last year, 300 arrests. Some rather more serious crimes than horse-punching though, so it's all relative.

something something penetrating Beardsley's cheeks something

Not to mention: