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First home game of the season for me, assuming it doesn't get shifted. OOT-tastic.

Edged him for several hours while clamping his nipples.

Steven Taylor clearly moonlighting as subeditor.

That would require reading.

Aye, that's why I said induction and a tailored programme. Every gym I've joined (all three of them ) has given me the latter too, but maybe that's an aberration. Obviously they're trying to get you to sign up to regular PT sessions, but it's usually more than enough to get you started.

He said a modern solution, not a useful one.

As if.

Ah, do they not at least sort you out a basic programme as part of the deal? Makes sense being so cheap, I suppose.

Could be worse, I have it with the Virgin package but I'm not home for either game.

Impressively, the beef in the middle has the texture of dead baby octopus.

Get a real coffee machine. (edit: THAT IS NOT ME VOLUNTEERING TO ASSIST YOU IN DOING SO)

If you've joined a gym that doesn't give you an induction and a tailored routine from an instructor after you join, you've joined a useless gym. Even my local council leisure centre does that.

Because that's how the continents stack up after you've removed the top seeds. No actual draws done today, just confirmation of the ranking- and continent-based allocations. They're saving their balls for Friday.

If I'm anywhere nearby and can't be arsed with the night bus trundle through Old Kent Road/Peckham, I'll get myself to the south side of London Bridge and hail a cab from there - you get a good few passing with their lights on and at least you know they're fundamentally willing to cross the water. #tactics #desperation #londoncentreoftheuniverseinnit

Shit. Ignore this thread, folks, nothing to see here....

In late-night taxi driver psychology, Kent is more northerly than South London.

Nine countries in pot 4 and seven in pot 2, so one will get switched to pot 2 before the draw begins. That country will then be guaranteed to meet one of the South American teams from pot 1. Just call me Jérôme Valcke.

How? HOW? HOW??????????

They're all white, innit.

£8k a year

https://soundcloud.com/television-garden-city/loser-hill-dj-mr-bronson

Depends on the job I reckon, if it's the kind of thing where it might be a point of interest at the interview (say) then it's worth adding. Mind, I always mention Eurovision. Gets it out of the way rather than having to come out at a later date.

It's Advent and I'm Swedish (or at least I would be if I was American), so it's time for more baking today. Already made the usual chocolate slices and these smashing crumbly rye cookies with honey, cinnamon and nutmeg, almost more savoury than they are sweet. Next up it's ginger thins using my gran's recipe, which is so old I had to convert the units from hogsheads and tierces and god knows what else.