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Now why would you say something crazy like that?

And they say it's a difficult language.

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Shints!

"The shed" is slang for your gullet now?

Well, that depends - if you also say "camel c" or "cougar c"...

Kicking!

All of that, basically.

There's a bunch of Eurovision ones of those, but they wouldn't make a great deal of sense to anyone. We are well funny.

"Hatem or Shane?"?

Hull 5 up against Fulham. Crikey.

The embodiment of the old boys' network.

Merson on SSN just called Speroni "Peroni". Old habits die hard.

It means the drinks are on me the next time we go out.* * Offer valid from 1 - 31 January 2014

Don't eat the yellow snow.

Whereas EastEnders was the 1.08 (or so) hot favourite because idiots think it's still the 90s and 20 million people still have time for that shit.

I blooming well love niche markets.

Basically what everyone's saying is

Although the #butteredslice hashtag has already been inaugurated: http://instagram.com/p/hAxZG6trD8/

With all that photography, CT wants to get himself on Instagram. I'm sure the handles TaxiChef and Hovis_Haute_Cuisine are still available.

Well that's made me crack a smile at least. Bastid.

The in-laws' ailing old dog (yes Gemmill). Just as tea was being served. It's not been your average Christmas Day...

http://twitter.com/TinoasprillaH/status/415699476146171904