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And the first gay weddings will take place..... on his birthday. Genius.

"castanet clacker"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cXuWBMZfi8

I'm considering having this framed

I'm sure I've seen that lass off of Norbit somewhere else, mind.

Me and the fella are so cool we don't buy each other Christmas presents at all. Beat that!

That's going to confuse a few people...

All hail the mighty fusion of kielbasa and red cabbage.

Aww, thank's

I am win

If this had been Gordon Brown rather than David Cameron.... well, he wouldn't have been asked to be in the photo in the first place and even if he was he'd have fumbled the camera and dropped it down three flights of stadium stairs, but still.

"One of the most difficult things is not to change society – but to change your selfie."

That partnership in the bottom-right has the makings of a decent Sunday lunch, at least.

I refuse to believe that those temperatures even exist.

He dreams of having hair like that.

Is that not the transvestite from Clapham off of that Fried Chicken Shop programme on Channel 4? (NB. If not, I am in no way suggesting that They All Look The Same)

And do they also do free bacon sheds?

http://thatnashvillesound.blogspot.co.uk/2013/12/that-nashville-sounds-top-albums-of-2013.html?spref=tw Decent overview of that neck of the woods.

How would you know if they do or not? By your own admission you never get to the end of anything you read.

http://www.quietroom.co.uk/santa_brandbook/one

Please