Meenzer

I've already negotiated a get-out-of-going-to-see-a-stripper card for my mate's stag in Hamburg this summer. Starting to think I should have added a no-Jägerbombs-until-lunchtime clause.

He's typing like that because OH GOD NO :(

The only plausible reason for the grammar and punctuation in that post is because you're distracted by OH GOD NO :(

I went for a fairly gentle opener about the groom plucking up his courage, getting down on one knee and asking me to be his best man. Not even a blowjob subtext. Good luck.

Superb.

Her victory speech was more full of platitudes than a platitude factory, but she did come across like a hardened local campaigner. Because of course you can judge these things based on a five-minute section on Sky News.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QkS3KTr2sNU I swear I'm even more of a soppy bastard than manc-mag.

UKIP a pretty strong 2nd in South Shields. Lib Dems 7th, behind two independents and the orange BNP woman. Ouch.

Never mind that, I'd vote for Victoria Coren as PM.

Stronzo d'oro!

Well it would be, since it's family you're talking about. (Sorry. Hope things calm down a bit for you all.)

You truly are a massive fanny. And that's not the kind of thing I'm well-versed in recognising.

http://www.rocklistm...elect.html#1994 1994. (Sorry.)

It's a hard life being a Pope.

Wasn't that only during the Olympics?

If ever a gif needed photoshopping... Gentlemen?

The6Bells making a renewed play for inclusion.

Bayern are better than us? Well fuck me.

I've never driven an automatic, how does it differ in terms of feel?