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Ah, good point. Done! Hope that fixes it. Although I think you were the only one who'd quoted the original post (unless your work filter has a problem with Kenny Chesney, which I could fully understand). EDIT: My mistake, just spotted another quote. Duly zapped.

In any case, we need to get him before Belgium win the 2014 World Cup.

Nine Inch Nails vs. Carly Rae Jepsen. Nice.

Tony Iommi from Black Sabbath has written this year's Armenian Eurovision entry. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-8tBZZ__gfM

I probably don't give a fuck, but try again with more punctuation and we'll see.

There's barely a constituency in the UK less affected by immigration. But as usual, it's far easier to stoke such concerns in a predominantly white area than in a place that actually knows what brown and/or swarthy people look like. Still, it undoubtedly helped that the UKIP candidate was basically a strident Tory woman and the Tory candidate was a hopeless reactionary who'd usually turn up in the colours of a more extremist brigade. Not sure what went wrong in the selection process there, but swap one for another and the result would have been a lot closer.

http://www.luckymedia.nl/luckytv/2013/02/afscheid2/

And there we go. Lib Dem hold, UKIP 2nd, Tories 3rd, Labour 4th. Pretty lousy night for all the major parties in many respects, but least bad for the Lib Dems, I guess! Tories could have done much better if they hadn't selected such a useless candidate though.

You learn something new every day - I never realised a recount could be ordered for 2nd/3rd place in an election.

I was about to express bafflement at Hamilton being on there at all, but now it's Prescott and Portillo on the This Week sofa. Anyone for a late 90s retro party?

A lot of older Tories I know (of) are turning that way, it seems, including people who really ought to know better. Should be a concern for all of us, but especially for the party they're deserting.

Hands across the divide to agree with you on that one. Remember when him and his wife were all over the "light media" for several years after he lost his seat? Urgh.

London needs to be more self-confident in that respect (and Boris needs to show more confidence in London, which isn't usually a problem for him). The odd player here and there might leave, but pay is far from everything, even for financial providers and their staff.

Question Time from Eastleigh at 22:35 then election coverage from 23:35 until 2:30.

Got the wine and cheese in for Eastleigh tonight. Love this shit.

For fuck's sake.

Don't worry, you spend enough time (and money) in the "curry cunts" segment.

Twat. Best of luck with it all!

I was going to say, is the kid male or female? It seems to be a unisex name (mainly because it's NOT A FUCKING NAME). If it's a daughter, tell them the name crops up in gay porn all the time (true story). Heck, tell them that if it's a son too.

Quite possibly. Tell us more...

Or if you're planning on moving there! Wouldn't want to end up surrounded by auction cunts.

In case anyone's still seeking advice:

Good persistence from Lahm in the build-up too. I'd still give him a special cuddle.

Then opting for the nostril.