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That doesn't sound too clever Fisty, hope they manage to get to the bottom of it. Having followed the score online, him indoors turned up at the pub unannounced in the 92nd minute, reasoning that I might need immediate distraction therapy. Took me up the local park () and bought me lunch then ice cream in the sunshine. To be fair it did help turn the day around a bit. I'm starting to think he might be a keeper (though as much as anything, I'm astonished he had the nerve to mince right into a Millwall pub and start ordering me about ).

I thought I'd take visual inspiration from this culinary masterpiece to prepare a banner for CT to use if we fail to win 5-0 while playing like Barcelona/when Marveaux is only on the bench tomorrow:

Appetising.

There'll be plenty to talk about up to and including her funeral, in any case. "Anarchic" protests planned for central London tomorrow, which could be excellent or hugely embarrassing.

That's got to be done by an American.

http://www.soundboard.com/sb/the_nite_owl

http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/aboutthebbc/posts/Statement-regarding-Radio-1s-Chart-Show-14-April-2013 The Controller of Radio 1, there. Either a Tory, a massive coward or a bit of both.

Nothing much on my part, it's the Reeperbahn after all - one tends to end up there after being somewhere else first. Rosi's Bar on Hamburger Berg (north side) and the London Pub on Hans-Albers-Platz (south side, near Herbertstraße where the girls in the windows are) always used to be fine for a drink in a grubby bar kind of way. But as always, bear in mind my knowledge is 5+ years old... that's probably the neck of the woods you want to be in for a daytime/early evening drink anyway. And there's always the Thomas Read Irish Pub by Reeperbahn S-Bahn station (bottom end of Große Freiheit) if you must.

If Marveaux had been playing as a central advanced midfield number 10 winger tucked in behind him, he'd have forty.

Try ordering a cheeky pint of this:

http://mashable.com/2013/04/11/yakety-sax/

Very good, that.

Pacey.

If every minute had been like the 71st we'd have won 90-0. Disgraceful from Pardew that we didn't.

Paolo Nutini?

http://laptopiniran.tumblr.com/

http://www.parliament.uk/business/publications/hansard/commons/todays-commons-debates/read/unknown/7/#c7 A long read, obviously, but there are some interesting contributions in there.