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Had a close encounter of the Eurovision kind while cheering on the marathon runners yesterday.

http://storify.com/suchosch/e-en-sko

Aw, boo, it's not. Stupid reality. http://webcache.googleusercontent.com/search?q=cache:qp_GHPulZjUJ:https://twitter.com/FootyTube_+&cd=1&hl=en&ct=clnk&gl=uk

If this is the guy's real account, that's an impressive set of tweets: https://twitter.com/Dzhokhar_

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I'm so Roonery

I'd find it a bit odd if we weren't, given the circumstances!

Enough said.

That's been one of the most annoying arguments made by people over the last week and a half. Fuck off is someone's opinion automatically more valid simply because "they were there".

Sounds like he'd have struggled to navigate from his bedroom to the bathroom, never mind the mean streets of a foreign city.

A weekend in the port city of Hamburg really has changed you, hasn't it?

Fuller head of hair than you, grandad! ...marginally

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I still don't want to be a translator but I've been one for nearly 12 years. Might think about getting a career one of these days.

http://www.pointerpointer.com/

And that was pre-match!

Aye, was just being daft. Definitely like the idea of the pencil museum though, maybe a sneaky excursion to the Sellafield visitors' centre while we're nearby.