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I translate in my pants while drinking whisky. Debate over.

At last, something that'll make CT watch another team's games!

You're fucking kidding me.

A decent morning's work in the kitchen. That'll do for the next few weeks of tea breaks.

The apples thing is sort of understandable I suppose, but "making" lasagna using a Dolmio jar? If you can get a GCSE for that then fuck me, I was daft to do Electronics & Engineering instead.

Not quite Gemmill standard, but I woke up at 6.30 and couldn't get back to sleep. So far I've been to the gym and the market and resisted a McBreakfast Wrap. Just about to undo that by baking some biscuits though.

Magic. Went to a smashing gig on the South Bank tonight and stuffed myself with German sausage beforehand.

Superb.

Ah yep, it's in their schedule too.

The Champions League draw is streamed live on the UEFA website, so I assume the Europa League draw will be on afterwards too.

FYP

Between their backing for the Lewisham A&E campaign and this spawny cup run, I find myself in the uncomfortable position of really quite liking Millwall.

Oh, I don't know.....

I thought he fitted security systems.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/pope-insanity-mxlv-selected,31656/

Any peer-to-peer facilitator would give you a default probability of 98%+ over a three-day horizon, aka the "Tassimo clause".

The economy is pissing the pint of no return.

Wonder if peer-to-peer lending will take off properly as a result.

Superb.

You forgot the biggest calamity of all ("tied the population's economic prospects to the impossibility of ever-rising house prices").

They came veeeeery close to representing Estonia... but lost.

I'm not sure, but I suspect it involves this: