Andrew

Lansbury 100% kicked out first there, Shelvey off though.

I like Hayden, absolutely battering them on his own

Andrew Sachs

It's from whoscored

28 for me, managed to forget one of our regulars from this season and some other really obvious ones!

This one just keeps giving, the BBC offered him a spot to come on and explain himself, his management said they wanted 5 grand to appear for them He's spent a while today retweeting people essentially saying "ah its alright, he didnt mean it, I know what he meant, it's alright". He's obviously decided to force retirement on himself.

Bristow has offered some sort of apology this morning saying it was a "mis-wording" and the players involved are not "wimps". Clearly still doesn't realise what the problem with his comments actually are, like correcting himself from "poofs" to "paedos" on the night. He was due to make an appearance for NUFC at something apparently which he has, thankfully, been dropped from.

Are they just making all their favourite things illegal so they can be a bit more thrilling?

Are you ok? I can only assume you died in your sleep of some sort of hysteria-based malady, just wanted to check on you.

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2016/nov/29/jeremy-hunt-proposes-ban-on-sexting-for-under-18s Jeremy Hunt continues to talk about things he has utterly no comprehension of. Its legal for 16 year olds to have sex but he wants to make sexting illegal for under 18s with companies responsible for it because "There is a lot of evidence that the technology industry, if they put their mind to it, can do really smart things." Thats the level of insight this buffoon is capable of and he's still allowed to speak in public.

He's a right prick that elmohamady

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Is this one working for anyone? Just seems to be stuck on one picture.

Quite a lot of viewable streams tonight, im on here for now http://www.olympicstreams.me/football/hull-city-vs-newcastle-united-live-stream/1-437416/

Eric Bristow has been on dropping some "weird drunk uncle you only see at family parties"-style tweets about the football sexual abuse story. Has promptly been sacked by Sky. Edit:Oh and the replies to the guardians story on the subject are a real treat theres a guy in there called "zanders dad" who just keeps talking about communism and seems to have no comprehension of whats happened.

tbf, none of those things are actually wrong. He is a france regular, ashely was quids in and he has got a legendary status

Him and Pardew this season have been a bit of a treat haven't they

Mick Lowes final game today I believe fortunately

free live commentary on https://beta.nufc.co.uk/

Aye, or a radio link please

They also ignored the pathologist telling them to investigate further due to one of his victims having bruising that implied a third party had been involved.

First paid work done this evening. [tweet] [/tweet] First thing I've learnt is that I need to raise the height of that desk.

It's got to be bollocks, if you get four of your teeth knocked out you're not rocking up a week later with absolutely no sign of bruising or anything. Benitez said it was nothing in his post match as well, it'll have been a bit of pushing and shoving if anything and then some nacker will have gone to the papers to get some money for a story.

Dan, how are you? Are you ok? Do you need someone to come round and just keep an eye on you?

You can always rely on rob green to drop a bollock under pressure.