Andrew

Why not? He hasn't come and posted a thread on here himself complaining

Well considering hes a certain starter for his international side and they were paying 20 million for him he probably did aye, he actually does start fairly regularly, 7 league games this season hes started 4 and come on in the other 3.

I've seen nothing through this whole thing that makes me think owt other than that "KP" is a massive twat who can't take being the butt of anyones jokes. He seems like a totally humourless drama queen

does Mackem not have a C in it?

Playing for the Res' tonight and hoping to manage 75+ minutes Could be ready and like a new signing for our next match

Death, Taxes & Dennis Wise talking shite. #nufc ‘What did you say about jellied eels!?’ St James’ Park can hold many a mystery for a young lad but I’ll never forget the day I learned one of its darker truths. I remember it like it was approximately 20 years ago. Still in the grip of winter, an eerie fog haloed the immediate sky above the ground. ‘That’s an eerie fog’ my father quipped as we made our way across town. United were playing Oldham Athletic in our first season in the newly formed Premier League. After taking the lead twice through goals from Ruel Fox and Peter Beardsley,an aging Graeme Sharp made the most of a scramble in the 18 yard box to bring it back to twos apiece Drunk on an adrenaline St.James’ could once provide I didn’t notice that whilst celebrating I’d cut my knees up on the seat in front & worse still – I’d lost my trusty flatcap. I was also unaware my trip to the match was about to be cut short. Peter Beardsley played a young Robert Lee through into the Oldham box and Lee made no mistake with the finish. No sooner had I jumped up celebrating as my father slapped me hard on the hand. You could hear a pin drop around the ground. ‘Fucking hell son, the lads a cockney, you don’t celebrate his goals man!’ I was rushed through the gantry & promptly out the ground. ‘No brown ale for a month’ shouted my father, blushing with embarrassment. ‘Not even for breakfast Dad!?’ ‘Okay, but just the one!’ He growled. The above tale is of course fictional (apart from the result) – although I imagine some people would find it very believable. These people are called ‘morons’ or in this case ‘Dennis’. If you’re privy to the odd dodgy internet stream you’ll know that Dennis Wise has been mouthing off again. Despite empirical evidence to the contrary, fans of Newcastle United apparently harbor a deep lying hatred for everyone Southern. It still pains me that Wise has any association with United whatsoever – let alone that his opinion actually holds some sway. At the time Wise’s appointment as ‘Director of Football’ was one of the most bizarre appointments in United’s history – especially as the manager he held authority over was Kevin Keegan. Wise’s own management career left a lot to be desired – more so when hindsight makes it clear that Sunderland’s Gus Poyet was actually pulling the strings. So what did Wise’s role at United entail? Causing bother, selling our best players & doing favours for mates – which culminated in the resignation of the manager. As a fanbase I’d like to think we do hold some hatred for people of Wise’s ilk – but not because of their geography or upbringing – mainly because the man is a complete and utter (EDIT – DW). I don’t need to rattle off tales documenting affection for some of United’s fairer Southern brothers, Lee, Ferdinand,McDonald etc because it’s obvious even to those who possess less than an ounce of sense that if you do alright by the football club Newcastle fans take to you. However if you’re a deplorable swine like Dennis Wise or Joe Kinnear or Alan Pardew or Mike Ashley etc & in addition to this you happen to be utterly shit at your job, you’re going to come in for some stick, Or in recent cases – concentrated hatred. Anyway – I have flatcaps to find. Tom.

White on a white background on mobiles that Tom.

So by the letter of the law (in the common understanding of that phrase) they should and he was right?

Rudi Garcia sent to the stands for this after Juventus were given a penalty in the match against Roma. https://vine.co/v/OKOuOwMEPXY Why didn't we go and get him from Lille? I'd much rather this than shoving linesmen and headbutting players

I trust you wont be going out with these people again

What a twat he sounds with that manager of the year trophy line.

He already has that in a 442 though.

So we have 3 centre backs to our name, lets get them all on the pitch at once and when one gets injured or suspended we're totally fucked. None of them have any pace and only Colo has ever demonstrated the level of intelligence needed to work in a 3 at the back formation. Man U haven't been able to make it work in that system and, despite how crap everyone says their defence is, none of our CBs would get in their team, they also have the benefit of a proven, world class, manager at the helm.

Who are we playing as our 3 centre backs?

And how to spell one of our owns name.

please stop

ok so I have won every game since I started using this squad, its awesome! I've got defending sussed and sorted my finishing out and Im blazing through the leagues. Just played a guy with Martins, Doumbia and Musa up front, he scored 3 times but they were all early and once I'd sussed it even the ridiculous pace wasn't a problem, smashed 5 past him and marched on

Supporting this club I'm used to long waits between good news

Waiting in hopes of some good news.

Venables was the christmas tree wasn't it? How ironic.

New plan based somewhat on something I've just seen elsewhere http://www.futhead.com/15/squads/2318186/

I've not encountered any lag in games yet, played 10 or 15 games online. Couldn't tell you how many times its failed to find an opponent though. There was one enjoyable disconnect right at kickoff that game me my boosted +1000 match coins despite that perk having just expired. Must not have hit their counters as a match since I used no contracts either, wish I could recreate it

http://gfycat.com/DelayedSpitefulButterfly# "That's it, he's gone" Anyone?

Absolutely a penalty that. After the commentator called tiote sissoko with that "volley"