Andrew

Absolute cruise that, sort of weird for us but thats what comes with properly outclassing an opponent, we didn't need the things that actually make us fun to watch

Agreed, I think its a good thing though. A low stress, low intensity away win where we didnt even really need to try hard to get three points after a weekend where other results went our way. Just what we needed, no more or less.

Ah leicester have brought on a child. That'll help.

Getting sloppy too early here. The games as good as won but thats no excuse. Miley and longstaff coming on, not sure on that one tbh I want Isak off.

Refs letting a few go here, dont mind that. This lot look AWFUL, we get the ball back for free.

Schar Murphy did really well to just about get that under control.

That list of clubs pure agent bollocks.

Ipswich will go down but sheffield united, leeds and burnley (current top 3 in the championship) all are. Thing is that it would require american billionaires to work together and Im not sure theyre capable of that.

Didnt notice it at the time but Joelinton also gave Isak and absolute bollocking when he didn't pass to Barnes. Good to see.

Yeah I didn't believe that either but it seems to check out, Shearer never did it, Macdonald never did it, Milburn never did it.

Watching the replays and I think Tonali has meant that you know. Flekken was edging out into his box during the buildup and the way he's hit it isn't a cross.

Always backs himself though

City have lost Haaland for most of the run in now. Marmoush will step in and has clearly started well for them but its still a blow that makes them more vulnerable.

Finally took delivery of the Home shirt I ordered just after we won the cup. I think that is the first bit of money I have put into the club since Keegan left.

He made 14 european appearances in his entire career all in the uefa or intertoto cup, the idea (that only he has) that he was world class at any point when Shola Ameobi made 51, with 11 in the champions league proper is laughable at best. What a fucking bellend, even in a 9 year old video

I think that should be away now until perhaps the last home game of the season tbh. We're still competing for CL football and one of Howes lessons for the cup final was that he and the team were too emotionally led in our first one a couple of years ago. All has to be back in the box now until the rest of the jobs done.

I thought International break came at the right time for us, no hangover for our first match after thr final, but seeing Bruno at the parade im less sure 3-1 to us.

@Dr Gloom you're up. New match thread please.

Went to go and find the source of those comments; alright john.

Aye I havent since my boss (fortunately also a newcastle fan) spotted a tab called "mike ashley football cunt" in my browser

That version of hims AI tbf.

Aye, this too

Watched a compilation of all of his goals the other day. What struck me is that despite doing everything very quickly he never seems to be in a rush. His movement is never frantic or uncalculated, it seems so easy for him its incredible.

Suspended sentence despite a long, well documented history of violence. Fucking joke.

Aye its linked to the independent as well I think. Hes said on twitter that a cup final video will be his first one.