Sonatine

Gone to the great oche in the sky. Still remember that time Dexys Midnight Runners played Jackie Wilson Said on Top of the Pops, with a picture of Jocky in the background

Agreed. Stick us back in Northumberland and them in Durham Just make them some sort of self-governed enclave, no reason why the good folks of Durham should get saddled with them

Thankfully mine don't involve me slapping myself in the face with a hard cock.

Looks like she's fessed up, the dirty mare

QPR 3-2 now

Cracking game, multi-player is canny too, but.....

Otters Who Look Like Benedict Cumberbatch

Our entry...

Don't think the lad is the sharpest knife in the drawer tbf.

Aye, its the same old Mass Effect for the most part. Multi-player is fun, although i dont think there's a lot of longevity to it. But I daresay EA will release plenty DLC of questionable value to keep it fresh. Loving the single player so far, glad to see all the choices i made in ME 1 and 2 have carried over from my saved games too.

Can't be any worse than this....

Nero Kwik Burn might be what you are looking for. http://www.nero.com/eng/downloads-nbl-free.php

Got my last PC from here http://www.pcspecialist.co.uk/, had it over 2 years now with no problems. Cheaper to build your own ofc, if you know what you're doing

The dogs shitting everywhere

From Football365... Spot on that like.

From the above match report..... Lee Cattermole got himself sent off after the final whistle for swearing at the ref and will now miss our next five games. Don't get that His yellow was his 10th, so that's a 2 match ban, and I'm guessing his straight red just adds 3 games on to it.

I'd give the big, useless, lovable lump a fuckkng knighthood tonight. Need to stick him in some kind of cryogenic suspension, and defrost him twice a year. Should get another 50 or so years out of him this way

Be better off giving Terry or Lampard the gig as player\manager, they seem to call the shots anyway.

I was just about to post about how he is the perfect example of what a 'scally' looks like. Must have had a hard paper round too, looks fucked for a bloke in his early twenties