Monroe Transfer

Baffling accusation, first I've heard of it. Poor form by all concerned.

Tbf I believe Bony is too similar to Cisse. I really, really don't want 2 CIsses up front (bench duty for you basically, Bent). Aubameyang seemed to tick all the boxes but once BVB were in for him we had no chance.

Stevie, your good name is being attacked on that petition site.

Wonder how he'd react if he joined a club in the Sky Bet Championship...

Tempted to get a Dortmund shirt actually

Here we go. Don't think much of the rabbit teeth collar looking at that either.

Like it, need a proper photo of it though to judge it properly. Would need no blank patch on the back for me to even consider buying one though.

Still reckon we'll end up signing 3 players in the space of a week or so. So it won't be a complete failure of a window. However I reckon said 3 players will be panic buys in days leading up to the end of the window.

Struggling to understand why this couldn't have been resolved one way or the other weeks (or even months) ago. It shouldn't drag on as long as it has.

WE'VE SIGNED MESSI

Apart from the whole not being a striker thing.

Nah, he visits schools and stuff.

Arsenal haven't either.

Would have been nice to have some new faces in before the lads head off to Portugal. Oh well, at least Haris Vuckic is back.

Too similar to Cisse?

Who is the flasher?

Righto

Not at all, just me being selfish.

4. Quit your job

Don't do them yet, wait till the season is about to start/starts, or the window closes.

Except that sale took place on the last day of a window. Not sure how we could have spent loads within the space of a few hours.

http://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/yohan-cabaye-newcastle-united-braced-5098329 Maybe him going would at least finally kickstart our spending.

According to the Mirror. Not saying it's a false story, just waiting on more sources.

Now I'm really, really craving a swim.

Of course they'll do a PC release, it'll just be months down the line. As for a next gen console release - I'd prefer that too, but the current gen version looks good enough to not have to worry about that. Besides, it's been in development for years on very different hardware, it's not that easy to port it I imagine.