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Even Van Gaals bores where better than that shower tbh

That honestly might be the worst Man Utd team I’ve seen come to St James’ in my lifetime. Fucking Stoke with big wages, terrible

Love that Man Utd who have spent £1Billion recently, their best tactic when losing is put Harry fucking Maguire upfront. Haha it’s embarrassing

Tino has been class again. But the entire team have tbh

That’s only step one mate. It’s a complicated business

That’s a dislocated shoulder, he landed wrong. I can talk technical on goalkeeping if you want to get erect?

There isn’t a player I hate more than Fernandez for these. He is a genuine cunt

This is the kind of game where Wilson would come on and bag a couple I think

Couldn’t be happier for the lad. Absolute workhorse

You know it’s a shite Man Utd team when Harry Maguire has been their best player

Mowbray is a good manager, they would struggle to find someone who is better with a team full of kids. Apart from Adam Johnson obviously

Thought about this a lot in the last few years, both cancer diagnoses made me think I was a goner. And I sat with my dad while he took his last breath. Im generally comfortable with it being like a light switch turning off and that’s it. I don’t think people are generally afraid of being dead, they are afraid of how they will die. Will it hurt etc. and worry for the people they are going to leave behind, for the last week or so while he was campos mentis my dad tried spent his time telling me where his money was and how to access it, passwords for accounts etc. so I could sort it all for my mam. It’s a strange way to spend the last few days of your life but it give him some comfort I suppose

Paul Scholes should be on that list for tonguing off his daughters toes as well the wrong un.

The big problem with VAR and refereeing is that all referees are nerdly little spenks who got bullied at school. Every single one of them watch their lass get fucked by another bloke.

Outstanding from the entire team. The games against Dortmund cost us, but no blame for anyone involved. I think we end up in the europa league but still so proud of the every single player and staff

Saying this with 7/8 minutes left. The lads are knackered but fuck me have they put their balls into this. So proud of all of them, no matter what happens.

Miley is fucking mind blowing. 17 years old, fucker is playing like he is 27 and a seasoned international

The Royle Family is absolutely class man

The good news is there is glue remover to help you. The bad news is you still need to scrape it all off with a wallpaper scraper

Would be a real shame if tickets ended up in the hands of tourists and the atmosphere died e.g. Man City. Im not a regular like some of the lads on here but I’ve been going semi regular for 20 years and not had a sniff of a ticket all season

Defensive

Playing a big part for an Eddie Howe team playing good football, and he goes home to his lasses massive bangers. I would be buzzing too

Just seen big Joe’s goal again, hahah. It’s like a kid who can’t play football being put through on goal. He’s tried to hammer it and spacka footed it into the wrong corner. Love him so much

What you following her for mate?

She’s looking for a way out as well tbh, the politics like Gemmil said. She loves teaching and working with the kids but all the bullshit she has to do man, including working a full week at clearing on the phones like a salesman trying to get kids to join courses despite the uni having a recruitment team. She has a masters and is nearly finished her PhD and she’s working in a call centre Couple more years when the mortgage is gone and she can go and do community work with troubled kids or something that she will actually enjoy, and it will save me the ear ache of her moan at me for an hour as soon as she’s through the door