strawb

Great signing based on football manager. Never seen him play

First time in my life I correctly called a comfortable 2-0 against the scabs. Think we win this 1-0, Wilson in the second half

Would be a massive eye opener for the forest manager if he could open his eyes the ugly cunt

Only won 2 in 12 the useless brummy cunts

One of my early jobs was in a marble factory where they cnc’d slabs into kitchen worktops. One of the directors was a bloke called Ian Jones, who it turned out used to manage Status Quo. Here endeth the claim to fame

I’m three episodes in, I think Arteta comes across really well but the Arsenal fans man…

Sorry to hear that mate. No advice but know that we all care about you

I’ve just started playing playing mate, I’m fucking shit. Hit me up for any help you might need. Think Ewerk is the resident golfer tbh

I was the one rocking jaws son

I’ve never eaten marmalade tbh, wasn’t aware there were different varieties

Comfortable 2-0 win I think

Marmalade

Nah I don’t think I will, cheers for playing everyone

The food item in question is vegan, I think

This is probably closest but still a way off

I prefer some of these to what she’s picked tbh

Nowhere near

Think food based names

What have I done

Our lass has already picked the name, and we are getting a girl. If you took a million guesses you would never get it. Ever

Yeah I’ve really missed Sadie since she went to live with my parents, but since my dad died she has been invaluable for my mam. They (bulldogs) really are a great breed, despite the health problems. I grew up with Labs in the house and am totally aware of how much work they can be, our lass on the other hand has never had a dog before. I cannot wait for her high and mighty views of how to raise a dog to come crashing down

Just got off the phone to a dog breeder. Put our name down for her next litter of Labrador puppies. My bulldog went to live with my parents when their dogs died and I miss having a dopey mate to hang about with. Working from home 95% of the time now so it’s perfect timing really, just have to wait for it now. Pretty excited

Nah. He has had a pretty average career so far, plays in a position we don’t particularly need and I’m not sure we were ever actually interested.

Dreadful

I’ve joined I think. App is shit on my phone