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Just what your lass has told me

Fucking clip of her mate. I wouldn’t have touched her with your rotten nub

You didn’t mind Allardyce and you like F1?

He deffo had to tell his neighbours when he moved to a new house mine. Looked like that Neilson bloke

Fucking mint mate. What you on about?

There was a bloke who when the “show” started, grabbed a chair and stood on it in the middle of the bar so he could get an uninterrupted view. He honestly shouted “rub it” while they were dancing. It must have been 15 years ago, but sometimes I will still greet my mate with a quick “rub it” when he walks into a pub

Agree to disagree, pint of wine is an absolute disgrace to the game

Fucking hell. I went to a boro match with my best mate, pre-game drinks in a bar in boro. Strippers on at 11.30am, they wander around with a pint pot after the “show” and people throw a few quid in. One bloke says “I never saw nowt” so the lass puts her foot on a table, pulls her knickers to the side and shoved his face in her minge. He gives her one English pound for the pleasure.

I would argue the football under Allardyce was worse than under Hair island and even Carver (who was always a stop gap). Allardyce is the moment in the newcastle timeline where I can pinpoint my attachment dwindling. He is a fucking dinosaur and his football is eye aids.

Nah. Fuck him the lanky cunt. We stay up we will do better in the summer

Think I might owe Sir Bob some money already, did I say 6 goal contributions for Coutinho? He is still shit

Aye believe them pisscans at your peril

The most obvious grift in recent memory the Tory cunts

Dutch lad bucked his lass in the 1500’s. The day he “took” the fulwell

Found a flaw in your logic

Couldn’t give a shit what the team is as long as we win

I’ve always thought we would stay up post Bruce/January but we could seriously do with 3 points here

Yeah I have to either pick up or dodge fox shite every time I’m in the garden, had them fucking near the bins a couple of weeks ago. Reminded me of growing up in boro

Not sure if I’ve mentioned this before but some absolute arsehole in the near vicinity has decided to buy not just numerous chickens, but a fucking rooster. To keep in the (average at best) back garden of his semi detached, the fucking good life prick. The incessant squawking is doing my nut in. I have made it my life goal to kill, cook and eat them and post him back the carcasses.

He’s also about 60 years old and 25 clem

When did it become wrong to send dick pics to female members of staff using your company email account? Games gone

Neither of you liked David Batty then?

It’s probably because Scottish football is a shite irrelevance

Never understood that phrase. Fur coat and no knickers a class look tbh

All the best mate, look after yourself