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An inflatable plastic bag full of your own families and friends ball/minge soup and farts that you can come only use for 2 weeks a year before it gets full of leaves, squirrel shit and dead bugs. Then is inevitably chucked out. Where do I sign up?

Keepers not that likely to score though in fairness is he?

My last three day chemo sesh tomorrow. Dreading it tbh, this last one was hard enough and since it’s cumulative I can only imagine this one being worse. At least I can watch the footy in peace at the hospital with mout her indoors wamping

Has he got one of them built up shoes you never see anymore?

Be a typical Ashley signing him mind. Really highly rated then had a stinking first season in France so his value bottomed out.

Well obviously but there are two parties involved (in no way defending Ashley though)

It makes sense as Chelsea don’t know who is going to be their manager yet. Having him back on loan is better than not having him back

I’d probably have a go on a post op trans tbh, man voice might put me off a bit but not for long

my uncles own a moterbike shop and they have all raced crossers for year but she probably should have put her foot down at two then. RIP

Alli has been cack again, put rashford on and go for a quick second and end it

If we play well we will beat Sweden pretty comfortably imo. Won’t be a pretty watch either way though

I like Rondon. Think he would change a few opinions if we were to buy him.

Aye it’s a bit of an eyesore but he’s a miserable cunt so I don’t want to talk to him

I’ve spent entire days of my life sat on pub benches and never thought, this could be improved by being made out of pallets

It's a nice job decking, doesn't take too much brain power (useful ATM) and I like working with wood (oo-er). Bigger table (pub bench type thing) arrived today, so I'm gunna put that together, stain the decking and put an outside socket through from the kitchen. I can sit outside and watch the footy then.

Wish I had built it out of pallets now tbh

Impossible for him to know it was going wide

Cheers, not a bad job considering I can’t stay in the sun without burning my baldy napper

Finished my decking https://imgur.com/a/C6bGYTj

Wouldn’t even win it this time, the Japanese cleaned the stadium.

Must be tough for the Irish lads not having “soundest fans” trophy to go for tbh

If we are comparing apples and oranges how was World Cup 66?

If you’re Irish that translates as best manager sine Jack Charlton

Alli has been cack, clearly half fit the selfish cunt

Be typical England to shit the bed here but I think we might start like a house on fire and have too much for them