strawb

He’s had a kid hasn’t he? Probably just knackered

The star?

Oh good, this bellend is back

Show off

Cheers lads. No option to change it, I’m not organising it

Any one been to Eindhoven? Going on a stag do and never been before

Of course. Would have taken a point before the game tbh

Back three have been great tonight, lejeune is a quality player

Best part is seeing some of the “lads” in their wetsuit. Fellas who have been offshore since year dot and slammed on about 10 clem, just doing a refresher course. Them squeezing through the helicopter windows is prettt funny

Longstaff is the new David batty, but taller and less Yorkshite. Yedlin is a great athlete but he sure as shit isn’t a footballer

Nice one mate are you doing it down in Boro? I am not a good good swimmer and when I did the bit when they drop the helicopter into the pool and flip it over, I got out of my seat and out of the window before the cunt had hit the water. There was one fella who couldn’t work his seat belt, so just held his breath until they pulled the helicopter back up, stupid smoggy cunt (aye, I’m from Boro).

It’s the 4th biggest club in the Birmingham area

Norks.

Subtle

Fuck off mong

Would have respected you more for laughing at the injury tbh

Shit in my hand and clapped

My football career is officially over. Since I got the all clear I’ve been back to the gym and doing alright but playing 7 a side is murdering me. Played last night and thought I had been hit by a golf ball, snapped my calf muscle, crutches the lot. Anyone wants a signature of the best footballer tip never play professionally send me a stamped and addressed envelope

Always wondered where you get your cutting insight from

I get BT through my internet and use my dads sky through my Xbox on sky go

See meenzers post above

The favourite. Properly weird but I enjoyed it

Touchy about your bootcut and loafer combo mate?

Pubs England wide are full of bootcut jeans and shoes

Handsome fucker mind